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The recent truth.com ads aren’t working like they want them to

Like I typically don’t pay much attention to vapes and stuff but god I would buy that depression stick in a heartbeat if it was real

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Possibly on my way to yet another mental crisis and/or breakdown and am going to Disney next week

So either I’ll be able to keep my shit together till I get back home or I’m going to climb cinderella’s castle and become tinkerbell for a moment

Then probably a traumatic event for witnesses

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Dear adhd lords,

May I request a topic for the next obsession? A topic of “getting my life together” would be most appreciated. I bow to your wisdom but, if I may, I don’t feel that browsing through the interwebs for ten hours straight without break is good.

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That natural alarm clock of waking up when your dog is awkwardly staring at you to be fed at 5:50am every single day

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It’s strange thinking about how I’m almost 20

Like really how tf. I forget to drink water for three days straight on a regular basis, consume close to a lethal amount of caffeine almost daily and don’t have a sleep schedule that lasts more than a week

I should have at least broken a bone or two from the amount of times I’ve fallen out of trees too but I have not. So, either I’m immortal or I’m just damn lucky

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Me and the boys at 3am looking for beans but it’s actually just me crouched on the counter top shoveling beans out of the can with my hands screeching into the void because even the devil fears my existence

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Accidentally misread a show ad that said “the king of queens” and my dumbass said out loud “the hell is king of queers?”

My parents were in the room :)

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Standing in darkness in front of coffee machine drinking coffee and I don’t remember where I was going with this post

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Love how my siblings and I have all been in high school programs. One was in a biomed thing, another in IT and I was in special ed :)

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Raised and released 55 frogs from eggs I found in a pool this spring. Can’t wait till next year when they start croaking and I can raise and release more.

I will create my army and no one will be safe…

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Someone take me out like the trash I am

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Love sending cursed/uncomfortable images in the early morning hours for my boyfriend to wake up to

How and why does he continue to put up with my shit? I’ll never know

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Made cookies at 2am in relative darkness and almost complete silence and freaked myself out by saying “coomkie” while kind of zoned out.

I have been awake for I think over two days

Send help

And maybe more coffee

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Communist pirate goes “ourrrr”

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Ever fall off your bed and just lay on the ground thinking about how strange consciousness is?

Well anyway I’d like to be the opposite of that

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The only stable I know of is for horses