Ruth, 23, Teacher, MA Education Student, Bujo Enthusiast Chronic Illness, Chronic Pain, and Mental Health, my reading addiction is how I got this far
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Bigtop Burger Sentence Starters
lines taken from the first season of the animated series by worthikids. edit as desired. tw: clowns, unreality
“Uh- uhh, one second, sir.”
“I feel like my chain’s being yanked around a bit here.”
“Merry Christmas to you, my dear boy!”
“I just don’t see how there can be a ‘brunch rush.' People don’t get brunch breaks.”
“[Name], buddy, what are you doing?”
“Oh [name], you can do it! Get that meat!”
“I guess… I’ll do… something.”
“Hurry! We mustn’t miss the brunch rush!”
“EVERYTHING’S FINE. DON’T PHONE THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.”
“Between you and me, [slightly wrong name], I smoked this Juul.”
“I smoked this Juul, and it did unthinkable things to my mind and body.”
“Wow, I didn’t- I didn’t know that they, uh, could do that.”
“[Name], could I get some help over here?”
“I’m great with kids!”
“Helloooooooooo, Missus Clown! May I have a bowl of soup?”
“That’s impossible.”
“Hellooooooooooooooooo!”
“Is this establishment open for dining?”
“I’ve got a terrible craving for a burger, if you’d believe it.”
“We’re still doing burgers, right? You know, despite- despite it all?”
“Something’s up with that [name] guy. He’s got a weird vibe.”
“Oh, you wanna roughhouse, huh?”
“You wanna take some sucker shots at my banana cage, Bilbo?”
“Well, let’s TANGO!”
“Ready the cannon!”
“Cannon ready, boss.”
“The heck is going on?”
“Oh, not you guys again.”
“This is the day you DIE, [name]!”
“D-die?”
“Um, yeah, yeah yeah, I think also they’re, y'know, trying to destroy us.”
“Hey, [name], how’s business?”
“Our burgers make yours look like the apple Eve gave unto Adam.”
“It’s highway robbery. It’s criminal.”
“How is that a good thing?”
“What a strange business model.”
“They’re just riffing over there, huh?”
“We got 'em! Wrap it up, we got 'em. Let’s head home, boys.”
“… is anyone driving the truck?”
“I knew you were gonna do this from the moment I got out of bed this morning. Typical [name], I’m not surprised. Oh, you WOULD pull some horsepiss like this.”
“I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS, [NAAAAME]!”
“Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap—”
“Is this normal food truck stuff?”
“Thanks for coming! Have a good night.”
“Well, this can’t be right.”
“I thought you were all real, genuine clowns.”
“Very disappointing.”
“Dude. Clowns aren’t real.”
“See you tomorrow, [name]!”
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people that adapt to your chronic illness,
people that give you a ride and pick you up places without making you feel guilty
people that go to the ER with you
people that make sure to walk slowly so you can keep up while using a mobility aid
people that are willing to try different things to help you
people that are willing to learn and listen to you when speaking about your chronic illness
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Me every Monday when the weekend didn’t magically cure the previous week of overdoing it.
It's me. I'm Chronically ill bitches
#sometimes I think full time teaching is impossible with a chronic illness and chronic pain#but I love my job so much
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Also ask me three to four times and I will break no matter what I said before.
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Something are good to be scared about but those things also should become not scary after a while
“Do it scared” but please realize that, if you Do It Scared too much and don’t let yourself rest + relax + have fun in between, you will fuck yourself up. If you “do it scared” all day every day, you will burn out badly and quickly. Sometimes this is temporarily necessary but please keep this in mind.
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It's me. I'm Chronically ill bitches
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chronic pain means excepting that your no longer going to be comfortable in your body.
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Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)
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acts of service bitches when someone doesn't Need Something from them but wants them around anyways and they have to think about the fact that they could possibly be wanted for who they Are rather than what they can Do
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