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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

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Pioneering "combat NTR" where I beat your rival before you get the chance to and way more effectively than you could've dreamed of.

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how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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Sniffing the spiked bracelets someone gave me to tell if they're real leather with a coating or just plastic all the way through like a truffle hog for faggotry

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PSA gays: if you're wearing a mesh/lace shirt to a pride fest, sunscreen your whole chest/back before putting it on. I can't live to see another diva fall prey to sunburns with bizarrely specific patterns.

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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Guys I literally hate to admit this but being obsessed w yourself and your life no matter how small it may seem litetalky works like effusing that energy ATTRACTS people but what’s even nicer is you dgaf if it does because you’re having so much fun all on ur own

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Kongming finds an unlikely ally

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Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

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Something must be wrong with me, I haven't talked about the beadnet dress in forever.

It consists of seven thousand faience beads in blue green and blue to imitate turquoise and lapis lazuli. It is 4600 years old (the threading is modern, but the beads were found in their original pattern so this reconstruction is as accurate as it can be). It is one of the most gorgeous garments in existence and was owned by a woman who was a contemporary of king Khufu.

The dress was found in her tomb in Giza, known as Tomb G 7440 Z, and it's the earliest known garment of this type.

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