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reblog this and put the age you realised you were not straight in the tags

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everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

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@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

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One of my favorite stunts ever executed in a movie is so simple yet incredibly groundbreaking and it’s in The Wizard of Oz when Dorothy opens the door to reveal a full-color world.

The Wizard of Oz starts out in black & white — standard of the time and what people were used to.

But then after Dorothy lands and opens the door, she reveals not only the magical land of Munchkinland but also the magic of technicolor in one single shot.

Since technicolor was not very widely available prior to the Wizard of Oz’s release, for many people it would be the first time they were ever seeing a moving picture in color. What better way to pull it off than in a big reveal like that? Fantastic! I know by today’s standards this doesn’t seem like a lot for a movie, but this was a great trick given the technology they had. What a special way to bring some magic to audiences, especially in a time when things were really down in America during the Great Depression.

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do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these

and this

until I did my hair this morning and 

oh

welp

you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves

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i’m here for bisexual boys that have to put up with biphobia from their friends and family

i’m here for asexual boys that are faced with the “boys are hypersexual” stereotype every day

i’m here for gay boys that were abandoned by their friends because they thought that they were going to hit on them

i’m here for trans boys that get asked “where did my little girl go” by their parents

i’m here for pansexual boys who are told that their identities are invalid

I’m here for questioning boys that are terrified of their own feelings because they’ve been taught that being different is bad

i’m just here for the LGBT+ boys okay

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Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

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it’s so dumb that broad shoulders are considered unattractive in a woman just because the ideal of womanhood is based on the perceived fragility of a smaller frame. have you ever seen a woman with broad shoulders? looks like she was sculpted by the gods themselves

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Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

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Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

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weirdo beardo 

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garlic bread.