call me Brother Helix 🌀 24 🌀 they/any 🌀 aren't all avatars ultimately victims of the gods they serve? ao3: fairylightsandfireflies
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*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does
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I love this pic like he literally did not give a single fuck
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thats one weird ass deer

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sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.
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"martin fell in love with an eldritch horror" no he didnt. that would have been based. martin fell in love with his asshole boss who hated him, which is much worse. also if you had a crush on someone unatainable for years and they finally liked you back dont tell me youd turn them down just cause they happened to have turned into a monster that feeds on fear in the interim. even if you werent into that which martin totally was
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Jon is the type of guy who straight up forgets trespassing is a crime. Mr. "my grandmother threatened to lock me up because the police kept catching my 8 year-old ass in random places." Even before paranoia made him reckless he was getting into shit like the worlds most curiosity motivated cat. Internal compass having motherfucker. Old lady home invader. Discovering that there was a massive tunnel complex under the institute mustve been a little like Evil Christmas to him. Martin has to have looked him dead in the eyes at some point while his trespasser boyfriend tries to tell him its fine to have a peak inside an abandoned taco bell because he "just wants to see whats in there 😐🧍" then suggests they take a shortcut through a hole in some barbed wire fences to pass through an active railyard on their way home.
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"are you alive" no. leave me alone. #mygrave
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since apparently this is controversial, reblog with your country in the tags and whether or not you think noodles and pasta are the same thing
#usa#it's noodles if it doesn't got any sauce#pasta is noodles with sauce#genuinely what other difference is there#please I'm so confused by the brits acting all confused
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As Above So Below band by Arcana Obscura Designs
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I love themes of repression in horror
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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store
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A compilation of the malevolent memes I’ve made
I just. I can’t take anything seriously bro
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