conidiophore
conidiophore
here's to feeling good all the time
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conidiophore ยท 3 hours ago
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At the club and your straight bro 12 whiteclaws and 8 shot in starts calling U hubby wyd btw he is baely alive
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conidiophore ยท 5 hours ago
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hey do you guys wanna come over and play blow jobs later
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conidiophore ยท 5 hours ago
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[jeering] you are so gay you would suck dick for a bus pass and then walk to the gay penis sucking convention
[suddenly really serious] and I respect that.
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conidiophore ยท 5 hours ago
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i love when people get so online that they start talking about how you shouldnt call yourself a pervert if youre only into normie shit like petplay and erotic hypnosis
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conidiophore ยท 11 hours ago
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omg hii !!! hi you're home!!! (jerks you off to completion)
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conidiophore ยท 13 hours ago
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i dont even know what to say at this point
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conidiophore ยท 15 hours ago
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Testosterone shot + weed is sort of a succulent duckling situation
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conidiophore ยท 15 hours ago
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the little warning label on my medicine bottle that says "SWALLOW WHOLE. DO NOT CHEW OR CRUSH" would make pretty good vore merch. maybe i should cater to my furry followers more
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conidiophore ยท 16 hours ago
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her: this pussy gonna DEVOUR that cock
me: *so scared I hide in a replica of the Trojan Horse for 50 years*
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conidiophore ยท 2 days ago
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conidiophore ยท 2 days ago
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The tension between Trent reznor and his keyboard is nuts
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conidiophore ยท 2 days ago
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hey man thanks again for putting your boner in me
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conidiophore ยท 2 days ago
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conidiophore ยท 2 days ago
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have fun with your "slutweed" or whatever, Im fine with my smartweed. [puffs on a corncob pipe while stroking chin thoughtfully] [clearly has a raging erection]
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conidiophore ยท 4 days ago
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mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke
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conidiophore ยท 5 days ago
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conidiophore ยท 5 days ago
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i must be a clitoris the way yall r rubbing me the wrong way
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