conivolos
conivolos
BACK FROM THE DEAD
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made a new account just 24 hours after deleting my last lmao. who new that the secret to feeling better was to take a break and chill. wild. moots if you find this no you dont <3 /j you can do whatever you want for eelsies
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conivolos · 3 hours ago
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YASHAAAAAAA !!!!!!!
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conivolos · 5 hours ago
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People: Tone indicators are useless because who even knows what those abbreviations are supposed to be, it's too confusing!
Me: So right, that's why it would be useful to spell out the whole word. So instead of /s it's/sarcasm for instance. Indicating the tone of a conversation (such as sarcasm) is a really useful tool to help neurodivergent people who might otherwise struggle with reading the tone of a conversation in person or in text
People: And since it's too confusing, it's useless and we might as well throw the entire idea out and not use it
Me: wait what?! No, just, just spell the entire word out. It's an easy fix!
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conivolos · 5 hours ago
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(casually scratches my nose with the barrel of my pistol) to let the audience know that im a bit of (chuckles) im a bit of a maverick, i mean like i live on the wild side, im a real character, i— (looks like im about to sob for a moment but then i recompose myself) yah im basically pretty fuckin aweso- (reconsiders) ,cool .
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conivolos · 5 hours ago
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conivolos · 5 hours ago
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if you follow the watchers-as-viewers metapor then i think martyn is the funniest possible person to get a double win. watchers seething about how much they dont want repeat champions and in walks one of their favorite punching bags in his cheap flip-flops like Lol. Lmao. How Bout I Do Anyways.
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conivolos · 5 hours ago
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conivolos · 6 hours ago
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emotionally retreating from everyone to focus on getting worse
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conivolos · 6 hours ago
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whispering death smoking a fat blunt because I have free will
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conivolos · 6 hours ago
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Happy late birthday to the movie that defined who I am today 🎉
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conivolos · 6 hours ago
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Spring showers are making me flair up so I'm inflicting my pain onto hiccup and toothless >.>
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conivolos · 6 hours ago
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conivolos · 9 hours ago
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conivolos · 10 hours ago
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just for the record i would have played wolves with you
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conivolos · 10 hours ago
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Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.
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conivolos · 10 hours ago
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conivolos · 10 hours ago
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woah watch out there's a scary guy on the loose
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conivolos · 11 hours ago
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slept without brushing my hair after shower its looks like a birds nest now wuh oh
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