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she does something to my penis until i react appropriately
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oops mine own armor hath fallen off accidentally
By @raspbearyarts
Very happy to see destroyable armor going back to it's sexy, sexy roots.
-wincenworks
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Stole this tweet so I could put it here and have the ability to reblog it a bajillion times in row
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me if i lived in castle times: i like my women like i like my ale.....stout! gyahahaha!
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i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.
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Three beasts, born under a rainbow wing
Happy pride! Feel free to use these as icons.
[Commissions open, DM me to inquire or order directly from my ko-fi!]
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No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.
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Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here
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Curious Tiger Chews on Cardboard Tube in His Outdoor Enclosure
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your attack pattern is annoying. and your soundtrack is mid
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It’s shit being a superhero when you know that the multiverse exists. You spend all day saving people, you’re tired, you want to go to bed, and right before you fall asleep someone says “The High Evolutionary is going to turn everyone on earth into a werewolf!” and every bone in your body says “Fucking. Maybe we can be the werewolf dimension. The Universe Where Everyone Is A Werewolf. There are infinite dimensions where everyone isn’t a werewolf. It could be fine. It could be good even.”
And you fight the High Evolutionary and you win and your world isn’t the Werewolf Dimension. But the thought was there. God the thought was there
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they should let you leave work early to go get your dick sucked
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