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i have a vision but of my lack of drawing skills i cannot proyect it :p but if someone here can, i would own you my life

imagine agw battle part when brystal wakes up to slay the dragon but instead of the grandma of the twins, we saw a younger version of her. the same brystal from the atom series, holding her wand like a sword and changing to an actual on

i beg for a fanart like this 😫😫😫

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The one and only FROGGY

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I know Yall are gonna be bias BUT

who would win in a all out fight between

Rules.

No teaming. So Alex can’t team up with the fairy council and Conner can’t team up with people in his stories.

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just remembered connor "uh... i have a sodium allergy! so that explains that..." bailey. character of all time fr

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an alex fanart from a mutual of twitter/x, credits to lislvspercy, love you girl

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some form of this should have been in book four. do you hear me chris colfer

based on that meme that's going around. you know the one.

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talk about the bailey twins

spoilers/long rant/

It bugs me how Alex was just constantly referred to as the smarter twin. It's not the "oh but they are gifted in different ways"

in the first book

Conner was depicted as the opposite of his smarter sister, sleeping and class and failing classes. He sure had reasons

Alex was the smart twin.

However that changed in the ending of the 2nd book. With Alex staying in the fairy tale world. SHE didn't even finish middle school she was like 13??

Conner staying in school. So its been at least 3 years of basic education Alex just didn't get. EVEN if she was like super ahead of her classmates. she has the education of a 7th grader.

Sure they are special in different ways but that changes as the book went on.

(This is from the top of my head. Also I kinda didn’t go over some parts but I will probs do that another time)

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This is a pretty cool easter egg that I only now found out. In The Land of Stories, the first chapter we meet Mother Goose in is called "Loosey Goosey", and in A Tale of Magic, it's revealed her real name is Lucy Goose (pronounced Loosey Goosey). This probably wasn't intentional but I still found it really cool.

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land of stories art in 2025?? insane shit

someone help the twins they are going through it 🥀

who's your guys' favourite tlos character? mine is Goldie and Connor :3

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Guys, it's happening!

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This is something I just realized that I found kinda interesting, Conner was stuck inside the portal for about a month in A Grimm Warning, and we know that you don't age at all in the portal due to the soldiers staying the same age for 200 years, which means that technically Alex is now a month older than Conner, and when Conner was celebrating his 80th birthday in Worlds Collide, he really still had to wait another month lol

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I think I've found even more plot holes/cases of Mother Goose lying. In the Mother Goose Diaries, she mentions her first solo trip into the Otherworld was in 1349, but in Worlds Collide, she says, "As I said to the Children’s Crusade of 1212: Get out of here, kiddos! This isn’t your fight!" Yeah, that's not making sense lol On another note, in The Enchantress Returns, the Musician, one of Ezmia's lovers, is heavily implied to be the Pied Piper. Ezmia said, "I showered him with gifts—in particular, an infamous pipe he used to magically clear a town of rats." But in Worlds Collide, Mother Goose claims she's the Pied Piper, so which is it? I also already mentioned Mother Goose saying she's Guinevere (King Arthur's wife in the stories), but now I kind of doubt she was telling the truth about that lol

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DUDE, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED, I'm actually so mad this didn't happen, I should make a fanfic showing this

Hey there are land of stories fans here right? I was thinking about it again am i the only one who just gets unreasonably angry thinking about the ending of book 2 for no reason. LIKE THE BUILDUP IS SOOO FUCKING GOOD AND THEN IT JUST. DROPS. FOR NO REASON. AND EYE HATE IT.

conners abandonment issues and alex’s rejection sensitivity are just bubbling up for the first time in SUCH a tense scene here it’s genuinely SO powerful because the narrative has been hinting towards their separate paths for the ENTIRE BOOK and conners been REJECTING it the ENTIRE time because he’s a PUSSY. and when i was listening to it again i was 100% expecting them to both start SCREAMING at each other and for charlotte to have to drag conner through that portal KICKING AND SCREAMING but instead conners just like “:( ….Okieeeee…..Ily alex 🥺” and then they just LEAVE?!(!?!!? LIKE?!?!?!?? I HATE ITTTTT I HATE IT SO MUCH,!?!!?

LIKE YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME ANYONE LET ALONE THIS THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOY WOULD BE THIS CHILL ABOUT THIS. FOR ALL THEY KNOW THIS COULD BE THE LAST TIME THEYRE SEEING EACH OTHER LIKE. EVER? AFTER CONNER ALREADY ALMOST LOST EVERYTHING? AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THEYRE JUST GONNA HUG IT OUT?!,!!?? THESE TWO??? ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT???????????

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE CRAZY ASS CLIFFHANGER CHRIS COULDVE LEFT THIS ON. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE INSANITY THAT WOULDVE ENSUED. IF WE SAW THEM ACTUALLY FIGHT FOR ONCE. IF WE SAW CONNER GET DRAGGED THROUGH THE PORTAL SECONDS BEFORE IT CLOSES KICKING AND SCREAMING WHILE ALEX IS SEETHING WITH RAGE. IF IT JUST ENDED WITH CONNER THINKING HIS SISTER MAY AS WELL BE DEAD AND THAT HED NEVER SEE HER AGAIN. GOD. CAN YOU IMAGINEEEEEEE.

and don’t you DARE fucking tell me “Uhmmm its a kids book 🤓☝️” Because i will actually start bashing you to death with hammers. A guy literally got shot in this series and we saw it live do not even try to tell me THIS is crossing the line. Be fucking for real.

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Here, on the next episode of me overanalyzing the Land of Stories series: Hell exists somewhere in the Fairy Tale World and Alex probably knows the Devil. I know this sounds crazy 😭 but listen to me on this one, in the series, the Brothers Grimm were "employed" in a sense by the Fairy Godmother to share Fairy Tales to the world. I think all of the Brothers Grimm fairy tales are real, because faking some would definitely break the Fairy Godmothers trust. So, back to the point, one of the stories by the Brothers Grimm is called "The Devil with the Three Golden Hairs". Near the end of the story, the main character, a boy whose name isn't revealed, gets sent to hell by a greedy king, who wants three of the Devils golden hairs. He doesn't die or anything, he just walks across towns and crosses a river, and strolls inside hell like it's a normal Tuesday. So this means that hell exists somewhere in the Fairy Tale World, and Alex is definitely aware of it, being the new Fairy Godmother and all, and has MOST LIKELY SPOKEN TO THE DEVIL BEFORE. Also unrelated to the post above, I just wanted to share a cool theory I have. In another story by the Brothers Grimm, "The Robber Bridegroom", there's a young woman who is about to be married to some guy. He complains she never visits him, so he tells her the way to get to his house, and it turns out it's deep in the woods. She goes inside the house on Sunday, and it's very creepy with no human in sight. She sees birds in cages warning her that she's in a murderer's house, but she continues in. Eventually she finds an old woman shackled to the wall in a basement, telling her to hide, for her soon-to-be husband is a murderer. (Warning: This part is kinda gruesome) The man comes in the basement and drags in another girl he found, planning to eat her. He chops her into pieces, but the ring on her finger won't come off, so he hurls the finger in anger, and it lands in the young woman's lap. She leaves when he goes to sleep, and tells people what happened, and the man gets killed at their wedding. I heard this story when I was young and wondered why that story, and a lot of others, weren't included in the Land of Stories series, but maybe it was. I think this man's house is the house Morina lives in, the one where the missing children were found. It matches the description perfectly: A creepy house deep in the woods, has a bunch of dark aura surrounding it, and has a big basement used for horrible things. Obviously this theory is a huge stretch, but I just wanted to write about it somewhere, because I found it super interesting.

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I'm not sure if it's exactly said how fast the time difference between worlds was before the twins were born so I decided to calculate it: In A Grimm Warning, Rook tells Alex he's 15 but technically 115 years old due to the sleeping curse. Alex was 14 at that time which means that when she and Conner were born Sleeping Beauty's curse had only been broken for about a year before the worlds got synced up. Charles Perrault's original story of Sleeping Beauty was published in 1697, and the twins were likely born in 1997 (I can elaborate on that if you want me to). So this means that 1 year in the fairy tale world was about 300 in the real world before the twins were born, and 1 day in the fairy tale world was about 10 months, that's a much bigger difference than I expected it to be. But also we don't know exactly how many days Rook and Alex were born apart. It could be 1 day or close to 2 years lol, which means that a day in the fairy tale world could be anywhere from 5 months-300 years (😭) in the Otherworld, I guess it makes more sense for it to be 5 months, but I sure hope it isn't 300 years lol

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So I found something very strange rereading The Enchantress Returns, when the twins are talking to Mother Goose in the beginning of the book, she mentions she had the code name "Guinevere", and in case you don't know, Guinevere is King Arthur's wife in Arthurian legend. I'm sure you can see what's wrong with this lol

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I believe the reason they got through at the same time was because the portal was still not completely open on the other end, because some of their grandmas magic was still there

fixing plot holes

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How did Lloyd go through the portal. With only beings with magic in their blood could. WELL bree managed to get through despite having near none blood (distant family member had magic in their blood) they got through just it took a while. She still went through tho. MY THEORY

When the fairy god mother removed his magic In his blood, maybe some was left, like a tiny bit. That tiny bit allowing him to be able to go through the portal.

Take this with a grain of salt, because I haven't reread the books at all.

This plot hole is annoying. It would have been cooler (for sake of the plot) to have Lloyd's magical power to be repressed instead of stripped. Still being there but being inaccessible would be torture.