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That’s great. Nothing I like more than Dirt Guy and Polish Boy talkin about vaginal juices.

Ben Kissel

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And what about you? You sure you wanna leave?

Me? Yes!

Oh well… You’ll join us someday.

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“Into the Unknown”, the theme from Over the Garden Wall.

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They had us in the first half

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💛🧡💚

I love this so much

💚🧡💛

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can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

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yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on* I fucking lied the swag never stops

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you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

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just doin some errands

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sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

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Is this a mood or what

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due to personal reasons i will be beating my meat

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A city where necromancy is legal and actually a part of every day society. So long as you follow a specific set of laws to make it seem a bit more ethical, you’re allowed to use it to do anything from helping you in a fight, to helping you run your business. In fact, there are entire shops or restaurants where the staff are undead. Laws to handle the undead could be things like:

• The corpses used cannot have flesh on them for sanitary reasons, especially in the case of businesses. Those who raise undead who are more than just bone will face a fine dependent on their situation.

• Similar to how people can donate their bodies to science, or donate their organs to those in need, people can choose to donate their bodies to necromancers before their death.

• If it is unknown if a person wished for their body to be donated after death, and they have been dead for 150+ years, you’re allowed to raise them. If next of kin is still alive, you must get permission from them first.

• You must take care of the undead in your charge. Keep them clean and unbroken. If one of them starts to get too much wear and tear, you are required by law to respectfully lay them back down to rest. Failure to do this will get you a hefty fine.