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connorupdates · 3 days ago

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CONNOR CALLED ME A RABBIT HE JOINED THE EVIL GROUP OF TUMBLR MOOTS WHO HAVE BEEN CALLING ME A RABBIT I HATE IT HERE

#connor #yooko is NOT a rabbit

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connorupdates · 3 days ago

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connor "only drinks Tylenol"

#connor

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connorupdates · 4 days ago

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not connor but I can't just not make fun of our friend eel

#not connor #the cat is eel's cat #eel

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connorupdates · 19 days ago

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Connor's pillow smells like iced tea

#connor #iced tea

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connorupdates · 3 months ago

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connor didn't know about heart palpitations

#connor

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connorupdates · 5 months ago

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mwah is a very important word

#connor doesn't let me leave calls without a mwah anymore #not connor #connor related reblog

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connorupdates · 6 months ago

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connor hates on my pancakes 🙁

#connor #I'm a bad chef and my pancakes are absolutely terrible but shhhhhh

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connorupdates · 6 months ago

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I love when people with carefully themed blogs tag stuff that's an exception to the theme. you'll be scrolling through reblogs on a shitpost and someone's tagged it "#not bugs" or "#not photography" or "#not early medieval siege warfare" and it's like hey stranger glad you stopped to have fun with us

#not connor

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connorupdates · 7 months ago

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#connor related reblog

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connorupdates · 8 months ago

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"i went on Pinterest to thirst but now I'm kind of intruiged by this bobsled" -connor

#connor

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connorupdates · 9 months ago

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connors love life gives me psychic damage. as an aroace person with parents that love each other, i thought i would never have to deal with a love life impacting my mental health. but no. i had to choose a best friend with the WORST TASTE IN ROMANTIC INTERESTS EVER.

#connor #connor please get yourself together i am dying over here #years off my lifespan every time he talks about some kind of crush on someone #years off my lifespan every time hes in a relationship too #connor please stop this madness

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connorupdates · 9 months ago

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#connor #connors gettin wizzy with it

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connorupdates · 9 months ago

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me: [enters vc and tactfully greets connor] connors: [distant unintelligible screams]

#connor #he requested i join and then wasnt even there and didnt hear me greet him

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connorupdates · 11 months ago

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CONNOR HAS BEEN EATING BAGELS WITH EXPIRED CREAM CHEESE ON THEM. FOR LIKE WEEKS. AND HE WAS JUST WONDERING WHY HIS STOMACH HURT.

connor is eating bad Nutella. i told Connor that he probably shouldn't eat the bad Nutella. connor said, i shit you not, "im not done my bag-L." he pronounced bagel as bag-L. forgot the word with. im gonna cry.

#connor

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connorupdates · 11 months ago

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connor is eating bad Nutella. i told Connor that he probably shouldn't eat the bad Nutella. connor said, i shit you not, "im not done my bag-L." he pronounced bagel as bag-L. forgot the word with. im gonna cry.

#connor #bagels #i forgot i had this blog im gonna be so fr

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connorupdates · 1 year ago

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he is talking about robin from HSR

#connor #honkai star rail

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connorupdates · 1 year ago

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