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people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

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I had a lot of fun doing a more detail oriented drawing ♡⁺◟(●˙▾˙●)◞⁺♡ Character belongs to @connorxilo (｡•̀ω-)b

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Guardian Angel

Part 2 tomorrow stay toon

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Self Indulgent Hanahaki Erasermic

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Can we all just appreciate that Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, was prank calling Republican voter fraud hotlines on November 6, 2020?

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I want to steal my college's golf cart and just ride around for a bit because fuck going to class

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my friend who doesn't watch miraculous made this when I showed them their designs

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Thinking about cat paw stockings and how cute they are

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Do ya ever feel like you just wanna live as a haunted doll?

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Ya ever laugh wrong and then feel like you pulled a lung?

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Current mood: dreamy, romantic, longing

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🐄METH🐄

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Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

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You are a werewolf and you are an expert at living among humans undetected. You are so good, that a vampire thought you were an ordinary human and bit you.

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Me:*walking around a store with a whole fursuit tail in my pocket* These people don't suspect a thing