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mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…
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rodent - Super Mario Land 2 (Nintendo - Game Boy - 1992)
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grass *getting watered*: nice they want me grass *getting mowed*: getting some very mixed signals here folks
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The day Neil Buchanan lost his mind and attempted to make a Big Art Attack of his own face from human viscera and body parts
As requested by Simon Ovenden
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In Super Mario Galaxy 2, a programming oversight results in a glitch that creates an enormous dark orb in Melty Monster Galaxy. Simply go into the pipe to the Chimp’s room in any mission, then back out. If you use first-person view, you will see a giant sphere occupying a large part of the level. This is actually the skybox from the Chimp’s room seen from outside - an error causes it to not unload when exiting the room.
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okay listen
this is a febreze ad that’s on tv right now
youtube
and THIS is a febreze ad from a year or two before it
youtube
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this is, without a doubt, one of the funniest non-satirical headlines i have ever read
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