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What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

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I want that plant to do terrible things to me 😍

LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1986), dir. Frank Oz

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they should do emmys for gifs

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I want the Greta Monster High doll so bad ;-;

Barbie collectors: wow this doll has such a pretty face :) ok time to perform surgery and give her A New Body

Monster high collectors: does anyone have a 2011 g1 scaretastic cuntacular freak off circus lagoona

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Barbie collectors: wow this doll has such a pretty face :) ok time to perform surgery and give her A New Body

Monster high collectors: does anyone have a 2011 g1 scaretastic cuntacular freak off circus lagoona

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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breaking my silence

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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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You can only reblog this today.

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The crossover no one wanted

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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

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So on the 27th DeepSeek R1 dropped (a chinese version of ChatGPT that is open source, free and beats GPT's 200 dollar subscription, using less resources and less money) and the tech market just had a loss of $1,2 Trillion.

Source

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to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

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This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

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do not raise a word against those crusty little white dogs in my presence. 1. they are some of the only breeds that were bred to live in a dumpy apartment not like a golden retriever who longs to swim and run and can’t even chill on your dumb couch cuz of the hair 2. You’ll be singing a different tune when the crusty little dog is a tiny little puppy and is the shade of a beautiful jasmine bloom… and you make fun of the old ladies for babying them when they’re crusty and old but someone will be taking care of YOU when you’re old and crusty and you will wish they love you as much as those old ladies love their crusty dogs….