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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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we should stop having doctor who showrunners who were fighting over meaningless lore as teenagers in the 80s and start having showrunners who were fighting over meaningless lore as teenagers in the 2010s

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i just didnt understand why they were all so intense about saving poppy, bc shes fine?? like the actual poppy is on a spaceship having a great time, they were saving a memory clone of her made of hopes and dreams who gives a fuck

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if you asked me a week ago how i thought 15 would die i would have guessed succumbing to his injuries after rescuing rogue from hell and dying homosexually in his arms but. no. instead he dies forcing a baby onto a woman who has never shown interest in motherhood. great...

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here she comes . not over my ex final boss

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mrs flood was right. 15's story does end in absolute terror.

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;SLDFKJSD;FLKJ oh rani wanted that cookie so bad??? i guess

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Underverse this, underverse that. Call it the omegaverse Russell you coward

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RTD trying to make his seasons "pro trans" while Rosie and Donna call the doctor "male presenting" and the Rani calls herself a "Time Lady" and the thirteenth calls the fifteenth doctor "male" Mister T Davies put on the clown shoes

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I'm crying did Mel literally stop to get a perm on the way to save the world

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billie piper returning isn’t an awesome feminist moment or “haunting the narrative” or the story going full circle. It’s keys being jingled in front of our faces like babies

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its just that. i don't think it's a good look when you make most of the women in an episode be mothers or have maternal roles, actually, russell. i think maybe you should treat women better, russell

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alright. new plan. we put rtd, moffat, and chibnail into an arena to fight to the death for who gets to be showrunner. and then while they’re distracted with that we get someone actually competent in the chair.

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I will say the scene where they were folding that jacket out of existence because poppy was disappearing WAS very cool