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paranormal liberation war arc

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Iconic Dabi Sceencap redraws

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Ok I’m finally gonna do this bc @bolognaa-a tagged me n I need something to do at this fine hour

1. Name - Jade

2. Nickname - like to be called J but not many people use it :(

3. Zodiac - Virgo

4. Height - 5’4

5. Languages spoken - English nd basic BSL but I’m STRUGGLING with the grammar

6. Nationality- British

7. Fav season - winter

8. Fav flower - lily or orchid probably

9. Fav scent - vanilla or the smell of the airing cupboard at kerri’s house where all the soaps were kept

10. Fav colour - wow it changes with the day tbh right now a nice dusky blue or pink maybe

11. Fav animal - to list a few: ferret, ocelot, African grey, rhino

12. Fav fictional character - uhhh does villanelle count?? Idk I don’t read or watch much I’m boring ik

13. Fav hot drink - hot chocolate

14. Average sleep hours - god it can be 14 hours or 4 or less hours there’s no in between

15. Dog or cat person - I got both dogs and cats 👉👈 genuinely don’t know always used to be cat before got dogs but now idk

16. Number of blankets sleep with - ? None I’m more of a 5 pillows person

17. Dream trip - Australia to bondi beach and Australia zoo 🥺

18. Blog established - I genuinely don’t know maybe like 2015 ish i hardly use it

19. Followers - like none bc I don’t use and people don’t like me lol

20. Random fact - um the only reason ur told to get in the brace position on an aeroplane if it crashes is to protect ur teeth so they can identify u?

Extra

1. Last movie I saw - road within i think

2. Last thing I googled - what’s the maximum dose of I can have 😳👀

3. Favourite musician - also changes with the weather, but muse and the neighbourhood tend to be a constant which is kinda embarrassing

4. Song stuck in my head rn - swish swish AHAHAHAHA

5. Other blogs - pretty sure I had one for aesthetics, one for memes and one for venting back in the day but no idea what I called them

6. Do I get asks - no

7. Following - not enough I can’t find good blogs recommend me some pls

8. Lucky number - haven’t got one tbh

9. What I’m wearing - pyjamas

10. Dream job - too late for this gonna get existential. But something where I’m making a difference and helping cliche I know but I wanna be valued bc I’m selfish

11. Favourite food - my nanny used to make lush cookies which are my SHIT

12. Instruments I play - well don’t wanna flex but I can play the chorus melody of clean bandit rather be on a keyboard ✌️

13. Fav songs - too many I ain’t even gonna go into it bc lazy bitch

14. Describe ur aesthetic - I really genuinely don’t know ??? Like for real idk

Not tagging anyone bc I’m lonely and have a minimal number of pals

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wearing a necklace is like: *moves clasp to the back* *moves clasp to the back* *moves clasp to the back* *moves clasp to the back* *m

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they’re boyfriends harold

(please don’t clown on this post, i’m begging you)

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im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

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so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

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Bev: when i was in a trance, i saw us when we were adults! we were all there

Stan: was I there? what did i look like?

Bev:

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HELP

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So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like “Lady Macbeth,” and he nodded like “I know what I’m about ma’am.” So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said “HE’S THE ONE, HE’S MY WIFE!” So I said “yeah sure why not,” and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say “I’m the luckiest man on Earth” and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like “BABE!”.

I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read ‘Macbeth’ before, so… all this lovey dovey… I don’t know if I have the heart to tell them the truth.

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The Losers: you're stinky

Pennywise:

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Hmm yes the battery seems to be working

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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Jodie Comer in Killing Eve (s2) as Villanelle [x]