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twitter ads: Invest everything you have into the hot new cryptocurrency HELLCOIN
instagram ads: Buy this $89 serum you ugly vile thing
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the point of pink camo is that it looks cute
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This shit literally looks like those evil underground science labs in movies where they do unethical experiments on children
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suicidal steampunk guy tearfully pumping air into his pneumatic pistol before shooting himself
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i still feel like it’s a sign of a broken society that almost every young couple i know met on a dating app even though many of them are very happy. if you’re going to date someone you met “online” you should be meeting on tumblr dot com because you both posted about the same theories.
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person that hates sex: man i really need to get fucked right now really badly
person that loves sex: i hate having sex
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Eito hasn't used hemoanima yet but my prediction for his character arc is this
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