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I clean house?

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This makes me way too happy.

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Plot Twist: You wake up one morning and you discover you are in the body of the character you RP

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I clean now?

(seductively lays on a table) hey bab— (table breaks) I’m sO SORRY

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No... I stay.

Consuela strikes again.

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ARRIBA

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Carnitas Party-Geneva

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Bryan & Robby D, PHX

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Bryan, PHX

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Mmmmmm. Taco Party.

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Taco Party!!! (thanks to Chef Aaron Sanchez)

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We’re having a tacos at my job next week so I did an image search for Taco Party, today was a good day.

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Nooo... I clean.

Consuela strikes again.

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No... No... We need more lemon pledge.

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wtf

We need more lemon pledge.

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WTF

No, no. Afuera!