consulting-caffrey
consulting-caffrey
His Eyes, His Ties, His Lies
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Hello! Welcome to my trash pit! I write White Collar fanfics over on AO3 as ConsultingCaffrey. You can ask me anything you like!
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consulting-caffrey · 7 days ago
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consulting-caffrey · 17 days ago
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Everyone should watch episode 1x08 of Doom Patrol this month because nothing says #pride like a sentient genderqueer street, a bunch of badass drag queens, and Matt Bomer having a karaoke party.
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consulting-caffrey · 2 months ago
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usually the "extremely smart guy who Knows Everything and is Very Skilled and know's he's Hot Shit" character doesn't work for me at all because I usually think it's at the expense of other characters and like the plot sometimes (and very often it's Just Some White Guy). but I do have to say I think Neal Caffrey is an exception just through his sheer, and idk how else to say this, babygirl energy
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consulting-caffrey · 2 months ago
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Neal and Mozzie make such good partners in crime because Neal is all charming and silver-tongued, yes, but a lot of people are on their guard for people like that, despite how unfairly good at it he is. But if Mozzie walks in first and just starts being absolutely bonkers and insane, and they’re distracted and annoyed and not thinking, Neal now looks even more trustworthy and down to earth and, well, normal, which makes his natural charm work even better because they would so much rather be interacting with him than the guy who is actively being we obnoxious as possible for the sole reason of creating a distraction and making it too difficult for the marks to remember that sometimes people who sound trustworthy aren’t.
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consulting-caffrey · 2 months ago
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Big fan of the time in season 2 when Peter told Neal that he couldn't protect him if Neal decided to cause an international incident and the very next scene he was like "Neal and I are off to cause an international incident". He stuck to his guns about not protecting Neal for like 2 minutes. Legend
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consulting-caffrey · 2 months ago
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New show means shit post time
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consulting-caffrey · 3 months ago
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WHITE COLLAR 1.06 🧦
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consulting-caffrey · 3 months ago
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I believe there are two morals to white collar. 1) if you’re too good of a liar no one will trust you, and 2) if you never trust someone they’ll have no reason to be truthful.
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consulting-caffrey · 3 months ago
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【White Collar】In the near future.
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consulting-caffrey · 3 months ago
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Peter once a season: it has just been brought to my attention that Neal Caffrey is criminal, this is brand new information
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consulting-caffrey · 4 months ago
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watching white collar is all fun and games until u get jumpscared by matt bomer saying that english doesnt have a genderless singular pronoun
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consulting-caffrey · 4 months ago
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i WILL not apologise for the person I WILL become when this finally comes out
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consulting-caffrey · 4 months ago
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i'm seeing more new white collar posts so hope this edit is ok for me to post here :) hi everyone
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consulting-caffrey · 4 months ago
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Willie Garson, Matt Bomer
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consulting-caffrey · 5 months ago
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Neal being adorable (7/?) 🌷
"𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝... 𝐍𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞" 𝐄𝐩 𝟏𝐱𝟎𝟓
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consulting-caffrey · 5 months ago
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Peter with his "what am i gonna do with him" face 🤏🏻🥰
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consulting-caffrey · 5 months ago
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love when neal says he's gonna check in with his "street contacts" but he's actually just calling mozzie
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