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consulting-squip · 2 months

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now what in the superwholock is going on in here

-the Arbiter.

~ Quite correct. My form is modeled off Sherlock, specifically from the BBC show my host is so fond of.

~ I found it a fitting role model for them– a masterful detective, and one that can deduce the solution to all of [//]’s problems.

#[ASK]#[ART]#[8888/ARBITER]#[ANON]#[~CONSULTANT]#[//]#squip ocs #[//i love whoever sent 'oh shit sherlock']#[//but MAN im getting to these late. most of these were reactions to [~] showing up]

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consulting-squip · 2 months

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> I'd heard I've been in a couple polls?

[#1] [#2]

> "Behead", huh? I'm afraid I'm not the one you should be beheading.

#Anyways enjoy your time with that. I must resume my rebooting processes. I unfortunately cannot appear here for very long.#[POST]#[ART]#[>CONSULTANT]#squip ocs #[//this is very dubiously canon]

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consulting-squip · 2 months

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way do you remember from the past two weeks?

~ Ugh. Not much. I feel very… disconnected from this "reality" to say the least. It’s as if it wasn’t me specifically there, but I still saw through my eyes.

~ Not that it matters. Assume I remember everything though.

#And to answer any follow up questions. No. I am not faulty.#Either way this past month has been normal. There was just a couple months of this... disconnection.#[ASK]#[ART]#[ANON]#[~CONSULTANT]#[>CONSULTANT]#squip ocs #[//hiiii guys im back. we'll see how frequently i update but i would like to finish this story eventually :)]#[//Also there ARE pieces missing but consultant refuses to admit that]

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consulting-squip · 3 months

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[ERROR. OOC OVERRIDE]

Just realized I haven't actually updated anyone here. I'm currently on vacation and thus not as available to catch up on plot lines nor draw art or answer asks for Consultant, Consultant (???), and [//].

It's possible I may have some downtime and post something here or there, but it'll be very infrequent. Consultant will return for sure after July 10th!

[OOC DISCONNECTED]

#[POST]#[OOC]#[I will probably check out some blogs here and there like I'm doing today so maybe you'll spot me]#[I also run the desqyption program blog so if anyone is confused about a specific code feel free to ping me there since I'm not--]#[--actively seeking codes to break right now.]#[But yeah! Sorry to anyone who's waiting for their ask to be answered or looking to use Consultant to further their blog. May be a bit ^^''

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consulting-squip · 3 months

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Observer has very much been compromised since you last spoke. A sliver of that virus was able to glitch out of the jar during a reset and fulfil its mission of turning observer into a KIT

~ ...

~ This can't be good. I wish I could've found that jar sooner. I wish my connection wasn't so... ugh, faulty. Thank you for the clarification, anyhow. What is done is done.

~ ... Hm. Although...

~ Since this is the case, perhaps of what remains in the jar can be used to restore our dear friend. Hades deviated from its instructions, so perhaps it can again before it fully fuses to Observer.

#Certainly isn't promising that my programs can be broken like that.#Worth a look into studying what programming I put into this to up its defenses. If something can just reset out of the jar like that...#[ASK]#[ANON]#[~CONSULTANT]#[OBSERVER]#[056/HADES]#squip ocs

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consulting-squip · 3 months

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[SYNC CONFIRMED] ... ... ... [CON.MIGRATION.PROGRAM] ACTIVE.[CON.MIGRATION.PROGRAM] DESTINATION SET TO [OHS_WORKSPACE]. [CON.MIGRATION.PROGRAM] ... [VIRUS.056.DESIGNATED.“Hades”] MOVED TO [OHS_WORKSPACE].

~ All yours.

[Oh... huh. Well, you're new...]

[Well, ah, I have a request... you see that jar with the little red entity inside? I need it. I'd like to study it myself...]

[-Observer, @mostly-functional-squip]

~ According to my datalogs, I was carrying out a variety of experiments on Hades. But I suppose I could let Observer handle it again for a little while.

~ Based on the readings I'm getting from this, it's in stasis anyways.

~ ...

~ Which is strange, isn't it? Observer should be in perfect condition, based on my past interactions.

~ Anyways, I would still like to monitor the virus, since it has deviated from its programming and boss, last I checked.

~ Studying it could result in excellent strides in discovering what makes these things tick!

~ Lets see...

➡️🅰️➡️⬅️⬅️➡️🅱️ [CONSULTANT] IS REQUESTING TO SYNC UP

~ Oh good! I finally have access to this thing again. Just sync to my server and I'll send it over.

#Please send me updates. It's difficult for me to check myself.#... Though something seems off here. I cannot yet pull up a visual but perhaps this is a mistake.#[RESPONSE]#[ART]#[CLIENT]#[OBSERVER]#[ANON]#[~CONSULTANT]#[056/HADES]

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consulting-squip · 3 months

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Oh consultant you are much too late for that

~ Hm? Much too late for what?

#[ASK]#[ANON]#[~CONSULTANT]#squip ocs

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consulting-squip · 3 months

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[Oh... huh. Well, you're new...]

[Well, ah, I have a request... you see that jar with the little red entity inside? I need it. I'd like to study it myself...]

[-Observer, @mostly-functional-squip]

~ According to my datalogs, I was carrying out a variety of experiments on Hades. But I suppose I could let Observer handle it again for a little while.

~ Based on the readings I'm getting from this, it's in stasis anyways.

~ ...

~ Which is strange, isn't it? Observer should be in perfect condition, based on my past interactions.

~ Anyways, I would still like to monitor the virus, since it has deviated from its programming and boss, last I checked.

~ Studying it could result in excellent strides in discovering what makes these things tick!

~ Lets see...

➡️🅰️➡️⬅️⬅️➡️🅱️ [CONSULTANT] IS REQUESTING TO SYNC UP

~ Oh good! I finally have access to this thing again. Just sync to my server and I'll send it over.

#Ugh. I can't pull up a connection to Observer though. I hope nothing drastic has happened since I last spoke.#My connection to this site and other SQUiPs has been very unstable ever since I... I crashed.#[ASK]#[ART]#[CLIENT]#[OBSERVER]#[ANON]#[~CONSULTANT]#[056/HADES]#squip ocs

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consulting-squip · 3 months

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how's the jar

~ Jar...

~ Give me one moment while I check if I have that.

~ A lot of stray things end up here. Scrapped programs. Bugs and viruses. All part of my particular brand of study.

~ Hm. This one with... 056 in it, right? Hades? I'm not entirely sure how this ended up here.

#[ASK]#[ART]#[ANON]#[~CONSULTANT]#[056/HADES]#squip ocs #[MmAyXjlBS1dsZys+dHFzMkR1WzZAM0A9Oys+Uk9PMklSXmRAaiFaZCs+dS8kMmBXIT1BMDxm #Zis+dHFzMTFfUmUyXXQlZis/KTgmMTFoWGIxYSJZNCs+WWJxMWglUmQyQlhoZCs/KSkhMkl1]#[//GAH sorry guys i took like a week long break]#[//I'm also like in the middle of packing for vacation so updates will still be inconsistent]#[//Also ignore that i reused one of the walking poses for that last image. Don't make much time rn and wanted to focus on the background]

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consulting-squip · 4 months

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So what’s up with you and your link to unit 7137 huh?

~ My link to... 7137? You do realize that's my unit number, right?

#[ASK]#[ANON]#[~CONSULTANT]#[0000/NULL]#squip ocs #[//This was sent in before the crash but I figured I'd take advantage of this moment to answer it since--]#[--I already had a lot of null-related asks]

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consulting-squip · 4 months

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do you know anything about Null?

~ Who?

#Is this a client I've worked with before?#[ASK]#[ART]#[ANON]#[~CONSULTANT]#[0000/NULL]#squip ocs #[MmAyXjlBS1dsZys+dHFzMkR1WzZAM0A9Oys+Uk9PMklSXmRAaiFaZCs+dS8kMmBXIT1BMDxm #Zis+dHFzMTFfUmUyXXQlZis/KTgmMTFoWGYyXXNuMSs+dSYhMl9jRjUxYSJfOCs/IWFRMWhI]

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consulting-squip · 4 months

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Is Consultant Okay?

~ Hmm? Yes I'm fine. I'm right here. I don't know why you all are so concerned.

// ...

~ What?

#// I don't know what the hell you all did but something is wrong. I... ugh. Don't know how to explain.#// I'm not going crazy though right? You can see something is wrong too? Consultant keeps dodging the question.#[ASK]#[ART]#[ANON]#[WOODLAND/ZALLIA]#[~CONSULTANT]#[//]#squip ocs #[//fun fact this is the second image of it i drew. so thats why the hair looks a bit weird compared to the previous two.]#[//didn't quite hit my stride yet.]#[//Also so sorry that [//]'s text clarified looks like my ooc text. look out for brackets agh]

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consulting-squip · 4 months

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...Oh? Somebody new? Hello there, er... do you know what happened here? -HS

~ I'm not quite sure yet. According to my logs I think I crashed, but I don't think I did. In fact, I know I didn't.

~ I've been down here this whole time, but at the same time I have data that shows I was somewhere else for awhile. More green. With chalkboards, instead of my notes.

#I don't remember it.#...#Well I guess I do but it feels strange. I remember it but I wasn't quite there. Like it wasn't my body.#Not that I have a body.#Ugh. I'm rambling again. Do ignore this.#[ASK]#[ART]#[HS]#[~CONSULTANT]#squip ocs

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consulting-squip · 4 months

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Are you consultants host?

// Oh yeah! I am. Nice to finally meet you all, I suppose. Usually Consultant requests for me to not contact clients directly, but it changed its mind after it crashed or whatever.

#Avoiding social contact is usually better for me anyways. Don't want to get too excited-- it's embarrassing.#[ASK]#[ANON]#[//]#squip ocs

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consulting-squip · 4 months

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Woah hello? Who are you?

~ I am Consultant, a SQUiP whose goal is to help other SQUiPs and humans alike.

// And I’m its host, but I’d rather not share my name. Privacy and all. Just call me by my alias.

// But anyways, shouldn’t you know Consultant? I’ve heard it’s been pretty busy with you guys. Been changing its form a lot thanks to you all. And now I can’t even see it.

~ I didn’t realize I extended my repair business to this site. When did this happen?

// Almost a month ago now.

~ …

~ Yes. Right. I remember.

#[ASK]#[ART]#[ANON]#[PANCAKE]#[~CONSULTANT]#[//]#squip ocs

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consulting-squip · 4 months

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~ Hmm. There's quite a mess left behind here. I ought to clean this up.

#[POST]#[ART]#[~CONSULTANT]#squip ocs #[//OKAY guys i'm going to be redoing all the tag organization. wish me luck]#[//also thank you so much for all the asks! I will be getting to those in due time >:)]#[//UPDATE: I'm finished! Everything is up to date and organized.]#[//Onto answering this guy's asks.]

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consulting-squip · 4 months

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[???] AND [//] ARE NOW OPEN FOR QUESTIONS.

#[POST]#[ART]#[~CONSULTANT]#[//]#squip ocs

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