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i can promise that if i ever create a commercial published project that leads to a fandom and arguments, i will not be going on my official accounts to use my authority to say who is right or wrong. i will be making an anonymous account to partake and make it worse

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Top 5 Iceman Kazansky eras

Oh my God, this is inspired.

Lessee.

In chronological order:

USNA Valedictorian and Most Valuable Player (Varsity Lacrosse and Intramural Sex) Era

Work hard, play hard. Ice did his share of grinding in high school, excelling in academics and balancing as many extracurriculars as possible, but now he's out of his family home, and he can come into his own. Between his Navy work and the extra rigors of playing Division 1 sports, as well as the natural effects of aging, Ice is going to bulk up, lose his puppy fat, and get Stupid Hot. Now that he doesn't have the confines of being a minor living with your parents, he's also going to have the opportunity to slut it up properly. I love this for him.

Top Gun Era

Waist: Snatched. Patience: Nonexistent. He's the best, he knows he's the best, and he's looking his best. Cannot stop serving cunt for a single second. This man is a 24/7 cunt buffet with a heart of gold and a smile made of actual sunshine.

Hot Shot Era

For several years after TOPGUN (probably at least a decade), Ice is going to spend his life as an active duty pilot, in demand and the best of the best. He gets to prove his mettle, hone his skills, and fuck Maverick in aircraft carriers and exotic locales all over the world. I believe they refer to these as glory days. You're doing amazing, sweetie.

Dad Jeans Era

As he ages and is promoted away from flying full time, Ice is going to be less competitive as a reflex. That razor's edge he's maintained so long is going to get sanded down, and he'll become more comfortable with his place in life and the people with whom he shares it, and be more comfortable going without that icy mask, be more comfortable showing his softness. He's going to buy some sweaters. He's going to take some vacations. Maybe he'll pick up some hobbies. He'll buy a bird feeder. He's going to go full DILF.

Growing Old Together

A well-earned retirement for the man who was one of the world's best pilots, one of the highest-ranked military leaders in the world, and an Olympic gold medalist in sex. Sweater Ice is going to enter silver fox mode. He's going to retire and relax for five fucking minutes. He's going to learn to use Do Not Disturb mode on his phone. He's going to install a porch swing on the front porch of his forever home with Maverick. He's going to read books for pleasure, savoring them slowly the way he hasn't been able to in years. He's going to join the AARP and get discounts at restaurants once he's able to eat normally again after cancer and chemo. He and Maverick are going to take long vacations together, just the two of them, doing things they've wanted to do their entire lives. It's well deserved, Admiral.

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Just a 60+ year old man livin’ his best life

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Everytime you think about writing Icemav fic, that’s Val Kilmer speaking to you. Continue his legacy

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“in another life, i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.”

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The Dreams Saga (Complete) Edition.

Written over the course of nearly 4 years and totaling 117,000 words, my Icemav omegaverse epic is complete. I have finally said everything I wanted to say about this 'verse and these characters, my Ice and Pete.

What began as a kink meme prompt quickly took on a life of its own, and when I completed the first story and realized I hadn't quite finished it the way I wanted, I wrote another, and another. At long last, the final iteration is complete.

You're My Dream Come True

Rating: E

Tags: Icemav, omegaverse, romance, happy ending

Summary:

“You thank your lucky stars, Pete Mitchell, that you were born a Beta. You have a chance in this world. Don’t throw it away.”

He wouldn’t, he knew he wouldn’t. He wanted to fly.

No one, even an Alpha, would ever suspect he was anything but your standard issue Beta, unless he was stupid enough to sleep with one. (Or fall in love...)

Or, in short: Pete's a beta, falls in love with Ice, decides he wants to be Ice's Omega and goes through with it, the fantasy happy ending version.

Waking Dream: The Cyclone (Or, Very Confidential Journal of Alice Kazansky-Simpson, Age Thirteen and a Half) Edition

Rating: T

Tags: diary format, outsider POV, Cymav, mental illness and self-harm

Summary in short: Alternate Future branching off from Chapter 31 of YMDCT, where Ice never returns and Mav, pregnant with Ice's child, bonds with Cyclone.

Sweet Dreams: The Two Little Pills (Or, Most Desperate Circumstances) Edition

Rating: E

tags: heatfic, bonding, Icemav

Summary in short: AU from YMDCT Chapter 29, where Mav doesn't go into heat on his own in time, and thus they use heat inducing pills to ensure bonding before Ice leaves.

Bad Dreams: The "You Asked For It" Edition

Rating: E

Tags: Domestic abuse and sexual assault, blood and violence, Icemav and brief Slimav

Summary in short: An Alternate Future fic branching off from the middle of Chapter 27 of YMDCT. Ice isn't Prince Charming in this one.

"If this world hasn’t lived up to your expectations, Pete, the fault isn’t in you."

Everything You Dreamed Of

Rating: G

A drabble set in the future of either YMDCT OR Bad Dreams, whichever you like.

Summary: Pete gets a tree.

And that's all, folks! There will be no more "official" Dream fics. The end of Bad Dreams is the official end of the story for me. That's what happens and there isn't any more. I'm ALWAYS happy to discuss and theorize in comments/asks though, if anyone thinks of anything they want to know about Dream 'verse.

Thanks for all my readers, commenters, and encouragers over the years. I wouldn't have continued without you. <3

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Still a thirst trap at 62, goddamn.

UMMMMM… hello my brain can’t make sentences

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Had to turn off anonymous asks, as I was getting too much spam. Sorry.

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Gulfs Between Us, Chapters 4 and 5

I don't always post updates here, cause I figure anyone following me here is probably subscribed on Ao3 (and if you're not, what the heck?) But here are the latest two chapters of Gulfs Between Us, Get Closer to Me.

Chapter 4:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64521709/chapters/166588969

Chapter 5:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64521709/chapters/167457427

“Mitchell, what the fuck are you doing with Ice?”

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I headcanon that he did this so Mav would think that he’s cool (he does baby you don’t have to show off)

And it worked because in the au in my head Mav stays for another game and they all get in and out burger afterwards and ice gives Mav his number

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Did you know if you watch Top Gun 10 times in a row the 11th time you watch it, it becomes the secret Icemav cut and they make out in the locker room

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Sure, Mav, sure.

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