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sorry for poor photo editing but i love u julchen godspeed my beautiful butch lesbian

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this fella gets it

I stand by this, Leather pride Gilbert is REAL

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girl whatever

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hetalia headcanon #3

what if Old Fritz is the reason why Prussia learned /knows how to play the flute, just so he can still be carried in his memory whenever he does. not sure if this is just like actually canon but

whatever, it makes me giddy thinking of frederick the great teaching prussia to play the flute (specifically the transverse flute lol) and making prussia have the appreciation for other things besides endless fighting.

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the other day, my mom was looking through my sketchbook (a terrifying experience) and came across my Ivan drawing.

her reaction?

"aww what a nice cute Russian soldier man i want a framed portrait of him in the house". alright.

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Hi again, I brought you sketches with my versions of Nyos! I hope you're ready :)

First, nyo England! Tbh I don't like the original design for her so I made my own one, idk

And 2p England here too, lmao! She's nice I suppose <3

Also I kinda like the idea of "toned"(??) 2p america so I tried to paint her a little bit. Now I know I should practice pressure...

Also, speaking of America...

I didn't really decide on the design yet, so I drew her in cowboy stuff, it suits her <3

And Canadas!

I've seen a nice design for 2p Canada on the internet but I didn't manage to find the artist :( it was just on Pinterest eh

Also, nyo Germany for Germany lovers, hehe

I made my own design too cuz I thought nyo Germany wouldn't actually just walk with an exposed torso but then I thought "hmmm ... Yeah this will do"

And a bit of Russia and Baltics ...

Translation: "so... You don't need my support anymore ? Yes?" 🥰🥰🥰

I find their dynamics funny. They're gonna be a little bit different but I think still kinda similar to the original

Welp, that's all for now lol. You can suggest ideas in DM or by reposting this post and adding # with requests, I'll be happy if you do <3

Bye bye, everynyan!

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if you haven’t heard of this band, here are some of my favorite songs so you can form an opinion.

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me before hetalia: if he isn’t practically his canon self, i don’t support it! this man is what he says and y’all are reading into it too hard

me after hetalia: this man is autistic. he is an old man. he is a frat boy. he is asexual. he is a leather fetishist. he is the bird which sings outside my window and the spring wind that whispers in my ear. i ship him with three separate people all at the same time and i love him.

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behind the scenes of my hetalia au that I'm working on called Hetalia: Pangea Explosion... basically ocification of hetalia lol. the vibe im going for is if adult swim made the hetalia, with major inpos coming from drhr, all tomorrows, doom, metalocalypse (in terms of humour and character writing regarding god like beings). its still personified nations, but the wolrd building is grotesque and absurd, as well im trying to make actual plot for it. small side project thats been keeping me sane during this semester

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Why is it so hard for everyone to understand that Russia is straight? Every fucking one in this fandom headcanons him as gay, gay, gay! He can be straight too, fuckers.

It's so tiring, especially since Russia is my boyfriend too. I've literally been shifting to the Hetalia universe for like a year now, and he told me straight up that he is STRAIGHT and NOT ATTRACTED TO MEN! Yet this fandom keeps shipping him with men. All. The. Fucking. Time.

Like, no offense to gay people or anything, but is it that hard to comprehend that he's not gay? He's fucking RUSSIA for fuck's sake! Being gay is illegal there!

And also, stop shipping him with his enemies. America does not love him, they hate each other! Neither does Lithuania love him because he's straight and with Belarus! And China literally has a genderbend you can ship Russia with, so you don't have to ship him with the male version! CAUSE HES STRAIGHT!!

*sighs* I'm just really tired, especially as his girlfriend because whenever someone says he's gay or he's in a relationship with America or someone else he would NEVER get in a relationship with because he's STRAIGHT, I feel like I'm being erased. And I feel like I'm... I'm not worth...

*Begins crying*

Russia: *Enters my room* [Anon]? What's wrong?

Me: Sorry Russia, I was just... Defending you, our relationship, you know.... Everyone in the Hetalia fandom says you're gay when you're not even gay 'cause you're dating me and your straight.....

Russia: *Clenches fist, gritting teeth* Those damn... HEY, HETALIA FANDOM, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW, I AM STRAIGHT NOT GAY, I AM DATING THIS ANON, AND SHES A GIRL, AND I DONT LIKE GUYS ESPECIALLY AMERICA CAUSE WERE ENEMIES! *Turns to me* Honey, I... I didn't know this was happening.... *Turns back to Hetalia fandom* NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! YOU MADE MY PRECIOUS GIRLFRIEND CRY?!?! YOU PSYCHOPATHS, I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU!! *Hugs me*

Me: *Sniffs* Thanks Russia, and thank YOU Hetalia fandom for making me feel like shit because you keep saying Russia is gay... *Hugs him back*

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giddy up!

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my interest in internet/degenerate culture, world history & fashon history/subcultures have all aligned into making me suddenly very autistic about hetalia these past few weeks. i have been vaguely aware of it since 2019-ish but as you can see, ive finally cracked. will i make it out the other end safely? we'll find out i guess

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hetalia headcanon #2

what if Lady Columbia was a kind of protective spirit to a young America, similar to how General Winter is to Russia (but instead of being unreliable and hostile at times like the General is, Columbia would act as more of a maternal figure/ muse)

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obligatory ivan holding sunflower post, yes i did mess up his medal sorry gang

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hetalia headcanon #1

i think that italy, depending on the day, would either draw germany with the same love and care that J.C Leyendecker drew Charles Beach or draw him very stupid looking

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it is unusual for me to see England portrayed as some twink because in my eyes he’s the living equivalent of that “day in the life of a true Brexit geezer” audio idk