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Hiii I hope one day u get topped by someone the same way u top and realize how bad u are at sex. Get choked dangerously fingered w long nails may all your pain be returned upon you a thousandfold etc etc :)

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instead of complaining when u see that an ao3 author has written a bunch of hockey rpf you should read it instead. but watch out

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The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

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#war flashbacks

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instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean

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pov Renee rapp just blew kisses at me at pride and laughed

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Happy Pride, monsterfuckers.

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the man contains multitudes

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the make up industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. im doing none of that in fact

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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant

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"backstage at a live event" is perhaps my favourite human collective emotion ive ever experienced. From running through the creepy empty school hallways before a theatre show, to the staff only breakroom at a convention or event where youre running a stall, to the bridal suite getting ready before your bestie walks down the isle.

Theres a little wall between the guys who are 'in on it' with you, whatever it is, and your audience or customers or guests or just all those people who are *not* in on it. Youve got a wallkie talkie, or a backstage pass, or an exhibitor badge, and youve never felt more alive

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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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nora dropping the kevin duology announcement out of nowhere same energy as kevin switching to his left hand mid game

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are they lovers? worse. they have an athletic article about their friendship