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CG: YOU ARE THE MOST SENSITIVE STRIDER I'VE EVER MET. CG: SO MUCH FOR THAT "COOLKID" FACADE. 

TM: im ticked so yes im upset therefore im flipping you off

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CG: ARE YOU GENUINELY UPSET OR ARE YOU JUST BEING A SARCASTIC FUCKWIT?

TM: fuck you TM: im v slow sometimes TM: gee TM: im flipping you off

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CG: SEE, THE THING IS CG: I KNEW YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC. CG: BUT IT TOOK YOU A LOT LONGER THAN IT SHOULD HAVE TO FIGURE OUT I WAS CALLING YOU STUPID. CG: WHICH PROVES MY POINT. CG: GOOD JOB. 

TM: s a r c a s m TM: dictionary.com isnt that hard to use TM: its like you wanna learn this word TM: ok here you go TM: youd have to be an idiot to not be able to use it TM: … TM: hey wait were you calling me an idiot TM: rude

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CG: I'D SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A FOUR LETTER WORD BEING CONSIDERED BIG, BUT I'M TOO BUSY BEING SURPRISED THAT YOU MANAGED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE WEBSITE. CG: I'M IN SHOCK. CG: I CAN BARELY BELIEVE IT. 

CG: DID YOU EVER FIGURE OUT HOW TO WORK DICTIONARY.COM?

TM: pssh of course i did its where i get all my answers for the big words my teacher uses on assignments and stuff TM: like ‘nude’ TM: biiiiiig word

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CG: HOW CLEVER OF YOU.

CG: (WHOA, CHECK OUT ALL THAT SARCASM THAT I HAVE TO POINT OUT BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T NOTICE IT OTHERWISE.)

CG: (WE ARE GODDAMN KNEE-DEEP IN THIS SHIT.)

CG: (DON'T TAKE MY SARCASM A SIGN THAT YOU SHOULD INTENTIONALLY TRY TO RHYME, BECAUSE IF YOU EVEN TRY, I WILL LEAP THROUGH PARADOX SPACE LIKE A BALLERINA, LAND GRACEFULLY, RECEIVE APPLAUSE FROM A LARGE AUDIENCE, AND THEN PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.)

TC: JuSt CoMfIrMiNg ShIt I uP aNd FiGuReD.

TC: bUt UpSeTtInG tO kNoW nOtHiNg’S nEw WiTh My BrO.

TC: nOt ThAt I hAvE wIcKeD nEwS tO lAy On YoU eItHeR, tHoUgH.

TC: :o) AlL uP rHyMeD wItHoUt MeAnInG tO. hOnK

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CG: HEY, GAMZEE.

CG: THINGS ARE "HANGING" THE SAME WAY THEY USUALLY ARE.

CG: WHICH IS TO SAY, NOT REALLY ALL THAT GREAT. BUT AT LEAST THINGS AREN'T EXTREMELY HECTIC RIGHT NOW.

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TC: ShIt, BrO. lOnG tImE nO mOtHeRfUcKiNg SeE.

TC: hOw ArE tHiNgS hAnGiNg FoR yOu?

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CG: I THINK YOU NEED TO SLOW DOWN. CG: I DIDN'T JUMP TO ANY CONCLUSIONS. I SAID WE CAN TELL EACH OTHER THAT WE'RE WORTHLESS, AGGRAVATING PIECES OF SHIT. CG: DOES THAT MEAN YOU SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THAT AT ALL? NO, IT DOESN'T. CG: IT MEANS I'M GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO START THE INSULTS NOW. CG: IF ANYONE'S JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS, IT'S YOU. CG: "8ut it’s nice to see you still h8 me for some dum8 reason." CG: STOP. 

AG: Chinhands.

AG: Who said anything a8out either of us 8eing worthless, aggrav8ing pieces of shit? I certainly didn’t.

AG: Quit jumpin’ to conclusions, mister. It 8n’t nice.

AG: 8ut it’s nice to see you still h8 me for some dum8 reason.

AG: So cute.

AG: <3

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CG: WOULD YOU FUCKING GIVE ME A CHANCE TO SAY "HEY" BEFORE YOU START THE INSULTS? CG: THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME FOR THAT IF YOU'LL JUST WAIT. CG: WAIT FOR IT. CG: IT'S COMING. CG: HOLY SHIT IT'S ALMOST HERE. CG: .... CG: HEY. CG: NOW WE CAN PROCEED TO TELL EACH OTHER WHAT WORTHLESS, AGGRAVATING PIECES OF SHIT THE BOTH OF US ARE. 

— conticentgeneticist [CG] started trolling ahyesthescalenetrianGle [AG] at ??:?? —

AG: Looks like I’ve caught me a Karkat! Just my luck.

AG: I’ve had a serious lack of sanctimonious douche8ag around here l8ly, so this is a welcome change!

AG: ‘Sup, loser?

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CG: DON'T WORRY. IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO ABOUT IT, IT WON'T. CG: YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON I WANT TO THINK LIKE. CG: (YOU'RE O8VIOUSLYYYYYYYY FUCKING STUPID IF YOU THINK THAT'S THE CASE.) 

AG: Wow would you look at that!

AG: Karkat! We thought the s8me thing!

AG: This must never occur again.

AG: [ You o8viouslyyyyyyyy are jealous at how good my greeting was, t8ke notes, Vantas! ]

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CG: FUNNY, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. CG: (YOU THOUGHT WRONG. IT WAS HORRIBLE, AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED.)

AG: Oh wow if I had a 8oondollar for everytime I heard that one karkles.

AG: [No! No I did not, in fact, I thought it was rather well. ]

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CG: WELL IF IT ISN'T EIGHT EYES. CG: (DO YOU SEE HOW HORRIBLE YOUR GREETING WAS?) 

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AG Started pestering you.

Well if it isn’t nu88y horns >:::;)

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CG: ARE WE CLICKING THE SAME LINK? BECAUSE THERE ARE RESULTS THERE AND YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE THEM. CG: IF YOU CAN'T, THEN JUST GOOGLE "DEFINE: CONTICENT" CG: YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTED YOUR TRIGGERS. 

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TM: is there supposed to be no results there TM: gee you sure like sarcasm TM: good on you TM: whoa there friend slow down TM: a guy can only handle so much snark

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CG: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/conticent?s=t  CG: GEE, YOU SURE ARE THE ONLY ONE EVER TO POINT OUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT IN THEIR URL. CG: MY BAD FOR ASKING A QUESTION. DON'T WORRY, I'LL TRY NOT TO DO SOMETHING SO STUPID AND HORRIBLE AGAIN IN THE FUTURE. CG: ALSO, MY BAD FOR THINKING SOMETHING SEEMS STUPID. 

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TM: … TM: i suppose it was about time somebody pointed that out TM: you obviously havent been around to see that i often make jokes about my disability TM: its to tag my text posts without having it cluttered in the common ‘text post’ tag TM: youve seen my url right TM: that in itself can tell you i dont give a damn about what im missing TM: im so fucking sorry i cant fit your standards TM: tw sarcasm

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CG: CLEARLY. CG: IN OTHER NEWS, I HAVE A QUESTION COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO HUMAN BONERS OR WHETHER NOT SOMEONE WHO BLOGS ABOUT THEM SHOULD BE FOLLOWED. CG: WHY DO YOU TAG THINGS WITH "MUTE POST" CG: OR OTHER THINGS LIKE THAT. CG: ARE YOU REALLY SO PROUD ABOUT THE FACT YOU CAN'T SPEAK THAT YOU FEEL THE NEED TO POINT THAT OUT EVERY CHANCE YOU GET? CG: POSTS CAN'T EVEN BE POSTS, THEY HAVE TO BE MUTE POSTS?? 

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TM: id follow someone if they talked about a boner ngl TM: im the smartest it is me

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CG: YES, BECAUSE THAT'S WHY I DECIDED TO CLICK THE FOLLOW BUTTON. CG: YOU FIGURED IT ALL OUT. CG: CONGRATULATIONS. 

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TM: whoa TM: so if i make a post about having a boner ill gain a follower TM: huh