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from "i know you by heart"

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Just wanted to make a post to give a big THANK YOU to all of those who continue to think of me while you make your new years posts. I love you all so much and I'm very touched to still be included. I hope everyone has a good New Year! Happy writing💜

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HERCULES (1997) ◆ dir. Ron Clements, John Musker

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❝ And I swear right now, that no matter what comes of me... ...Anybody who stands or has stood in my path, they are going to pay! ❞

DARKCHEMY

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Saw this while lurking and could not resist. Enjoy this while I slink back into the void.

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lucrezia boffi

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MEG OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH <3

"Okay, well, don't do that."

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Characters who are touch-starved but also hate being touched

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SHERYL LEE RALPH accepts her award for Best Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series at the 28th Annual Critics Choice Awards (January 15, 2023)

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A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

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Just because something is not perfect, does not make it any less worthy of love.

Bridgerton (2020-) | After The Rain

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I've gotten so many new followers in the past few days I feel obligated to make a post. This is a very gentle starter call/interest gage.

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It's been a minute since I've had threads that haven't taken place on discord, but I still wanted to take a second to appreciate everyone who has continued to follow and interact with this blog. Sass daughter is very much still alive and it means a lot to me that when I log in to check in on things (and block b.ots) there's still a lively dash and even more of you who decide to follow while I've been away! I love y'all!

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