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YOU ARE MY LITTLE LADS

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Fuck you *migrates to another environment and evolves entirely new characteristics over thousands of years*

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Gilbert Baker helps hoist one of the two original rainbow flags created by the decoration committee for San Francisco Gay Freedom Day | 1978 | ph: James McNamara, lead seamster of the flags

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love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

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🐟🐟🐟

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entourage: giant whitespotted wedgefish, school of juvenile golden trevally, several cobia, & possibly a sharksucker or two (jakemasondiving)

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just a war counsel for the local rat militia

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01/11/2018 ~ It’s a Sheep

Back with one of my favourite scenes from the Discworld series. Ink and digital colours.

Nightmare fuel, tearjerker, and hilarious all in one scene, Vimes and the dark, in the dark.

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have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending

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Angolan Air Force cadet training in the Soviet Union, 1987. Photographer unknown.

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if he was still alive I know in my heart that Terry Pratchett would have done a bit about Igors and Igorinas doing gender confirmation surgery by now. going into a lab full of bubbling vials and picking out a penis from a tank the way you pick a lobster. that one, please. you gotta be careful though because they'll really try to upsell you into getting two or three installed. people going to the clinic as pairs and just having parts swapped out for a discounted rate. maybe you actually just trade brains, that's even easier. Igorth have already been doing that thurgery for thenturieth.

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Always a good time to burn down yet another village!

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this could be the snart of something big

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I think Vetinari's rats should have a Vimes-equivalent. Like, Vimes leaves the office after having an argument with Vetinari, and then five minutes a rat with a giant fuckass cigar comes out and has the exact same argument with him.

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Here’s the little guys from yesterday’s post,, they do be movin