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Oh look its Tat.

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youtube

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ughhh, girl problems am i right?

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Nolan looking at this spider with brain damage "damn they're looking fine"

Nolen approves of the spider, migraines and all

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Wooden Maiden

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But first they must catch you 🏳️‍⚧️

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Mammals in their den after the asteroid hit

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I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

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This astounds me because imagine her leveling with sponfebob like this. Recognizing that he understand what she’s saying. He is an adult sponge and she knows this. He acts like a little gay bitch and he is one but she’s like cut the crap Robert don’t you go sticking that long ass nose into kitchens it doesn’t belong because you can’t handle the heat you can’t handle what I’m cooking. The implications. He can’t handle it, because he’s a pansy, and that she knows he’s a pussy and that he knows he’s a pussy. He’s too soft for her world. Puff has been in state penn. she has been in and out of the system and she THRIVED in it. Her husband is DEAD. He’s a LAMP. She has committed grand larceny and vehicular manslaughter as well as evasion of police and resisting arrest. She’s probably assaulted an officer. Don’t fuck with her. You can’t handle the answer sponfebob so don’t even ask. Go home to your little fruit, get into your three mattress bed and turn off the lights. You are CANONICALLY homosexual.

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a scholarly conversation about the future

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comic about someone’s strange dream (and daydreams)

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cowboys and aliens

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Every single line of that one House gif is dangerous to allow into your brain but at least an opportunity to accidentally say "He needs mouse bites to live" won't come around often, unlike "This vexes me"

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if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this