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Oh cool

The porn bots are finding my accounts again

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"no spam liking" stfu that's how i know my mutuals are alive smh

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Minnow, what's your favorite meal the twins have made for you?

“Oh that’s really hard to say… they make a lot of really good food. It would probably be easier to figure out my least favorite but that would be hard too. Hmm I guess if I have to pick they made stroganoff once with compeltely homemade noodles and that was absolutely amazing. Lots of various soups and stews too I eat a lot of soup.”

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Fuzzy, if you could- no questions asked and no danger attached-become unquestionable emperor of alternia rn, would you do it?

“Can I use this power to kill off Faeria then abdicate the throne? Because being emperor for a day would be worth it to make that woman stop wasting perfectly good everything. And then Diante and I could go wherever we wanted. Since I assume becoming Emperor would terminate my fleet contract.”

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Hi thank you for the most cursed take you could have possibly had this is why I will never reveal what he looks like to the wider public

I don’t own any tumblr sexy men and that is a badge I wear proudly

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having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have

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You guys really liked my last poll so

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I don’t own any tumblr sexy men and that is a badge I wear proudly

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long awaited sequel to the original villains as texts from my mom post

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

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Giraffe-taur drops a quarter: the crappy comic.

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Contra, have you ever broken a bone?

“Oh! No, actually, I’ve never really been the sort to get into particularly dangerous situations, so no broken bones here!”

>Yet

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Isopod Culture vs Isopod Counterculture

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