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god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

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Parlor Room Blood on the Clocktower, but make it the conversation I have every time I explain the game to people:

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Ok whats your guys favorite mountain goats song except you arent allowed to say no children or this year . Mines unicorn tolerance. If you cant think of any other favorites may I recommend listening to goths. That entire album. And also Tallahassee and the sunset tree (the ones no children and this year come from.) This isnt passive aggressive or anything I just really like tmg and if you liked those there are a LOT more like it. Please. Take my hand

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I lied. I don’t actually like sex. Put your clothes back on, I’m going to explain the entire cult classic 2004-07 nickelodeon cartoon "Danny Phantom" and then I'm gonna ask about your tolerance to gore.

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Bringing Up Baby by Howard Hawks.

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I don't know how else to describe this specific genre of sci fi where it's all about hope and love for humanity but yeah.

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Me to me when I repeat past mistakes when I know better

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sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

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forgetfulness is wild because sometimes its "oops silly me i left the house without my wallet again" and sometimes its "my friend is trying to reminisce on a thing we did together and the fact its jogging nothing in my brain is genuinely kind of distressing"

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so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

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