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debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

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MY MOM DID NOT ROB SOMEONES HOUSE BTW. SHE JUST GOT CAUGHT TAKING SOME COOL STUFF SHE FOUND FROM AN ABANDONED BUILDING THEY WERE IN LOL

my mom (or her boyfriend? unsure) got arrested and im eating baby food about it

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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it was both of them (burglary) but shes home now and wasnt even charged so all is well

my mom (or her boyfriend? unsure) got arrested and im eating baby food about it

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anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

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my mom (or her boyfriend? unsure) got arrested and im eating baby food about it

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these are all green on my computer !!! >:\

please help my brother ibrahim survive as gaza starves and suffers! his father still suffers with bladder cancer complications and ibrahim is exhausted!

please check his blog @wolf-aid for vetting proof!! thank you and much love from me, ibrahim, and his family again and again

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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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alternative white boy with a japanese name how you vex me. your puritan ancestors were walking around named shit like kill-sin and posthumus and onesiphorus and dust. you could have named yourself hate-evil. there's record of a person named persecution by trial in 1619 i mean you look at these records they were having a blast. and you could have been the one to bring these names out of the shadows of obscurity but you didnt want it did you daisuke

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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something

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kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

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Something that’s awesome about tumblr compared to other sites is that we’re still passing around images and things that people posted on here upwards of 15 years ago like I saw this amazing photo on here earlier with only like a thousand notes and the timestamp on the post was like this time of year in 2010

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i love this tweet bc it’s the exact same genre of culturally tapped in unnecessary haterism i also peddle in