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Fun fact! If you've got an overactive startle response and jump at sudden sounds, you should not pick up sewing work while waiting for the doorbell to ring.

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Looking at urban animals has become a lot more fulfilling after learning to not anthropomorphise them. Like the sparrows in the underground section of Helsinki railway station. I used to look at them mildly saddened, thinking that the poor things must have flown in here by accident and now can't get out. But they aren't trapped, really. They're smart birds, surely if they can find their way in, they could find their way out if they really wanted to. They don't care about human concepts of freedom, or manmade vs. natural environments. They are just as free wherever they are.

Here they are safe from the elements, safe from predators, clearly unbothered by the people. There's plenty of odd random scraps for food, and other sparrows to hang out with, and considering the way they sing, this is a place worth marking as territory. If they were trapped and distressed, I don't think that one would be yelling "THIS IS MY HOUSE. IF YOU'RE ANOTHER MAN AND YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, FUCK YOU FOR BEING IN MY HOUSE."

They're here for the same reason as I am: less noise, wind, and cars, and easier access to deli ham.

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soggy puppy

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mermaid megafauna

patreon . bsky

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Iron and Cham and Anne being classmates in one of their classes back in banyan and Maybe constantly ended up as the trio in projects and shit to the point that iron and chams arguments and banters are familiar in a daily habitual thing where Anne just watches them argue but can make them both sit their asses down when she has to and they all groan and complain about college and their classes together (mostly entirely done by Cham being dramatic) and then they all graduated (and got worse fjslshf) and then all of them seeing each other again in mbcc like the spider man pointing at each other meme and their college habits with each other just kinda come back and it's a nice familiarity that breaks up their honestly kinda crazy situations and lives currently

all i could think about after reading this was banyan trio college dormmates au so here it is 😭✌️

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i'm like 99% sure tetra didn't just have a sinner awakening that night

tetra's sinner awakening story is still the funniest thing ever to me like imagine being robbed but all you can think of is how hot the robber looks. useless lesbian🫵

also hi to my non ptn mutuals they are (sort of ) canon

her partner in crime finds her annoying asf though lmao

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SHES COMING BACK TMMR AND SHE WILL BE MINE

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the fog hags

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lions are very mean and like jellyfish

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victorian trans guy who goes to beloved local barber sweeney todd and presses half a crown in his hand and says “begging your pardon sir, i know it ain’t much but i was hoping you might tell my employer i get me shaves from you should he ever come around. only he’s been asking me how i keep my chin so smooth and i haven’t the heart to tell him i can’t grow a beard, so i might have told him a little lie, sir, and said it’s all due to your wonderful skill, sir” and sweeney todd goes “no problem. by the way would you say your employer deserves to die”

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Some PTN silly and cute expressions I think are adorbs

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no neurodivergent infighting here

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"- oh hunter"

on my bullshit again with these two

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This is why I have zero sympathy for Brian Thompson.

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