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The Delicious Last Course

Cuphead x the devil

tw: angst; small nsfw; mugman and cuphead are not brothers in this universe

wrd count: 893

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When people tell you your life can change in unexpected ways… you think it would never happen to you… and when it does… your whole world turns upside down. The things you hate become something you love and the things you love become something you hate.

Hours and hours of traveling… soul after soul… fight after fight. I trudged through everything environment… the greatest of seas, the hottest of summers, the coldest of winters, even a dancing monkey. All of which i went through to get to the end. Of course couldn’t do it all without the support of mugman… the man i had been yearning for.

The two of us were on the ground breathless after a battle of whit and strength against King Dice. It was brutal, but we made it thought together. As i laid next to him on the cold casino floor my hand brushed against his and my heart fluttered. i glanced over at him.

“mug man…” i spoke in a soft rough whisper. “we did it…” My heart pounded as he stared back.

“oh cuphead…” i couldn’t have done this without you. I couldn’t had the smile ghosting my lips.

“mug man…” my heart was a drum beating loudly. “i need to confess i-“ mug man put his thick finger to my lips

“cuppy… you know it can’t happen… i just-“ He takes a slow breath “you’re like a brother to me”

I stare at him, confusion littering my face. The signs they were there. How he helped me with every fight. How he encouraged me at my lowest points…. helping succeed in every triumph. My heart shattered like a broken window stained with sorrow and failed love. I stood up.

“it’s okay… i understand” i look at him with eye filled with pain. “Let’s get moving we need to understand what is going with souls… even if we want it to the world isn’t stopping for us”

Mug man stared at me… guilt evident in his eyes. “yeah… let’s get moving”

The two of us hike hours in silence. It was filled with unsaid words and silent apologies. I glanced at mugman and he glanced at me. Both of us harbored guilt and regret in our eyes. As we walked we encountered a castle… one only kids read about in story books… one filled with beautiful architecture and grave detail. It was truly-

“horrifying!” mug man exclaimed “that thing is horrifying”

i turned too him “i disagree… it is truly a work of art mugman… you need to appreciate the craftsman ship”

mugman turned back to me “cuphead… you can feel the evil radiated” somehow that word didn’t seem to fit the structure… evil… not at all… magnificent… regal… powerful… but not evil.

we walked in, our footsteps echoed throughout the palace… and then we encountered them… the heat boiling from the large menising doors… i reached out but i felt a thick glove grab me

“don’t!” mugman struck. “it’s too dangerous cuphead… you’ll die”

i look over at him… a man who rejected my love… a man who wouldn’t believe in me even if i had every answer at the palm of my hand… my love for him was fading. “then i’ll go in alone” i ripped away from and swing the door open with aggression and walked in… the doors immediately slammed shut leaving me in a dark throne room.

“hello??” i called out “anyone in here?” then a voice rang out… something dark… smooth… something that made my core coil… but not in fear.

“i’ve been waiting for you” the sultry voice said… it sent shivers down my spine “i know you’re here to defeat me” he walked out… tall… dark… a smile that could kill. Fire bursted around us… but the heat i was feeling was coming from deep inside me… not from the flames kissing my face

“the devil” i spoke… “i’ve been searching for you” the devil raised a handsome brow “ive come here to stop you… to rid the world of your doings… to stop you from stealing the souls of innocent people!”

the devil growled… i felt it deep in my legs “i wont stop… not until i get what ive desired for”

I scoffed in anger throwing my gloved hands in his face “and could be so important,.. what could make you steal the souls of the innocent… what do you desire so greatly!” my voice rang throughout the court room “what is it that is consuming you?!”

“you!” the devil bursted out “you cuphead! i want y- no i need you!”

my eyes widened with intrigue and my heart pounded with want. The want to be held by man such as himself. “m-me?” i stammered

the devils voice lowered to a soft rumble “yes… you” he let out a shaky laugh “i wanted you and your attention and seems i went the wrong way… you hate me now”

i stare at him “devil i- “

“please!” He yelled “i can’t hear the rejection it’s all too-“

I grab his arm and pull him into a passionate kiss. Our mouths sang sounds of love and our tongues danced in a rhythmic movement… it felt… right.

from then on the two lived in perfect harmony… the devil stopped stealing souls and cuphead found his true love.

[coochiedestroyer3000]

Bokuto X f!reader

W: best fan fic ever

Idk angst??? Fluff??? Idk

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You waited for you boyfriend Bokuto in front of a cute cafe. It was your 1 year anniversary. You chose this specific coffee shop because it’s where you fist met.

Whilst chilling there against the cafe wall, you heard loud footstep coming your way.

“HEY HEY HEY, Y/N” You saw gray spiky hair running towards you. Before you had time to react, the man rapped you up in a big, monstadt, bear hug. “Hi baby, happy anniversary my baby owl!”

“Hey baby,” you greeted him, “happy anniversary! Why don’t we head inside.” You said with a big smile. You looked at you with a smile even wider then yours.

As you guys sat down the waiter came over and started taking your drink orders.

“Hello, can I get you any manly drinks today?” He looked at you with beating crimson eyes.

Feeling uncomfortable you said, “uhh yeah… I’ll have a coke…” the waiter smirked at you as he wrote down your order.

Bokuto could feel the way the waiter was staring at you and he did NOT like it. “I’ll have a coke too,” he said with a condescending grin.

The waiter left and quickly came back with your drinks. “Ya know pretty lady,” he started looking straight at you brushing through his spikes crimson blood red hair. “Do you mind if I got your manly phone number?” He asked biting his lips a bit.

Before you could reject him, Bokuto bolted up “Hey Hey hey! What are you doing asking out my girl like that?” Your spiky haired boyfriend grabbed the spiky haired waiter by the collar and winded up his arm.

“Oh my lord lord!” You ran up to Bokuto hoping he wasn’t going to hit him. “This isn’t you Bokuto, you need to calm down. Look at me in the eyes you know this ain’t you.” Bokuto stared at you with golden eyes that you could get lost in for decades.

Bokuto let go of the waiter and shoved him away. He took you by the waist a walked you out of the restaurant. “We’re never coming back here again,” He huffed.

“Oh Bokuto,” you looked him in the eyes with adoration. “Your such a silly billy.” yoh laughed and kissed him on the cheek. “I love you”

“I love you too baby owl.”

[coochiedestroyer3000]

Kirishima x F!reader

Fluff????

W: kirishima being that bitch/ NOT PROOFREAD

You and Kirishima had been best friends for 2 years. You met as 1st years in UA and became inseparable. As the years went on, you began to have a deep, unbearable, heart wrenching, love for him.

Today, you and Kirishima were hanging out. Something you and him have done many times, but every time you feel a slight nervousness well up in your stomach.

You waited for him in front of the usual coffee shop that you guys met up at ever since the first time you hung out. You sat there tapping your foot and playing stupid games on your phone. You were suddenly interrupted by a strange whistle.

“Woah hey there hot stuff,” a random guy you had never seen before began to approach you. “You gotta name sweet cheeks”

You looked at him confused, “uhh it’s y/n” you stepped back a bit feeling uncomfortable.

He took one step forward with every step you took backwards until you hit the wall behind you. “Hey hey hey, there’s no reason to be scared” his hand glided up to your face, but just an inch before he could touch, his body flung backwards.

You looked for the man that pulled him away and to your surprise it was your amazing and lovely friend Kirishima.

Kirishima grabbed him by the front of the collar and activated his quirk. “Get your filthy hands off my chick” he growled in immense anger.

You blushed at the name. Did he really say you were his, you really hoped he meant it. The girly scream snapped you out at of your trance. As you looked up you saw the way Kirishima’s sharp hand was dangerously close to his neck.

You ran up worried, “Kirishima no!!” You grabbed his arm with one hand and pulled his face towards yours with the other, you stared into his crimson, blood, red eyes. “You need to calm down this isn’t you.” Kirishima looked at you, looked at the man, and looked back at you. He sighed shoving the man away from his grasp

“You ever touch my girl again, and there won’t be any saving” there it was again, him saying you were his. He stared at you intensely, “Are you ok are you hurt?”

You stared at him. No talking, no moving, just… staring. “Am I really yours?” you asked caressing his face.

He began to panic, “Oh my god! I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to say that, Did I make you uncomfortable y/n, I’m so sor-“

You grabbed his face and cut him off with a deep kiss. Kissing him felt amazing. IT felt like your lips were laying on clouds as your tounges started to dance with each other. Neither of you could breath, but neither wanted to let go. Kirishima was the one to break the kiss by gently pushing you away.

“Y/n I-“ he started, feeling kind of nervous. Although he was very flushed and out of breath he tried to muster all the courage he had inside of him and push it out “y/n I’m in love with you”

You gasped, suprised at his confession. You couldn’t hide the smile that was creeping on to your face. You looked at him with love and interlocked your hands never wanting to let go.

“Eijiro Kirishima…” he stared at back at you waiting for the rest of the words to fall out of your mouth, “I’m in love you too”

The end!!!! 😩😩💅💅

[coochiedestroyer3000]

Ong best fan fic I’ve ever read truly that shit ong

Kirishima x f!reader

Warnings: angst, hurt/comfort

Summary: Ejiro and Y/N are childhood best friends. But overtime Y/N develops a crush on Eijiro. But what will happen when Y/N catches Eijiro doing something that might ruin their friendship?

You and Eijiro have been friends since you were both little. It happened when you were at the playground but these two boys were giving you such a hard time. When you were on the swing, they pushed you off and you fell. That’s when you met Eijiro.

“Hey ! That wasn’t very manly of you! Apologize to her now or I’ll tell on you!!”

Of course they apologized considering Eijiro was making hand gestures of beating them up. After they fled, Eijiro helped you up and you both introduced yourselves to each other.

“Hi I’m Eijiro Kirishima ! I’m sorry those two jerk heads were bullying you, but while I’m here, no one will hurt you !”

“Oh..uh.. thank you. I really appreciate it. I’m Y/n L/n.”

“Oooo!! Pretty name, what’s your quirk by the way? And hey, since we’re friends now, hopefully, you can call me Eiji, short for Eijiro!”

“Oh ok! You can call me Y/n then. And my quirk, I don’t really have one right now. But my mom says I’m still developing and it should come anytime soon!”

After that occurrence, you and Eiji were inseparable. And yes, your quirk did come to you. Your quirk being “Solar Power”. Basically you have the ability to manipulate energy into any form or shape you please such as a weapon or fire and light.

After going through the tough times of middle school, you and Eiji were both stoked for the entry exams of UA. And obviously being the bad bitches you two are, obviously you got in.

After being in UA for a couple you and Eiji were able to create a good relationship with everyone, specially Mina, Kaminari, Bakugou, and Sero. But why even though everyone was so happy with each other, you were kind of sad? You’ve noticed that Eiji has unknowingly started to drift away. He’s been spending so much time for Mina, it’s as if he doesn’t have any time for you at all. You don’t want to be that type of person who’s overly jealous when he hangs out with another girl, but it’s everytime you try to hang out alone with him, he always invites Mina. And you don’t mean any harm, you love Mina…it’s just you want to spend alone time with your best friend. The best friend that you loved. You and the Bakusquad were all hanging out in the comms just watching the Monster High Boo York, yes, even Bakugou was there. Eiji was sitting between both you and Mina, you being on his left at the end of the couch, and Mina being on his right. Throughout the movie all you heard was just nonstop giggling from Mina. He was making her laugh. You didn’t know why but you were just too annoyed by this and so you got up to leave but Kaminari noticed.

“Yo Y/n where you going?”

“I’m just going to my room, I’m kind of tired.” You said while doing a fake yawn. In reality you were just embarrassed on how jealous you were of Eiji and Mina. You went to your dorm and just flopped onto your bed sighing while staring at your ceiling. You heard a knock at your door and went to open it. “Hey…I heard what happened between you and Kirishima. I know you really liked him…but…y/n..I like you.”

You were taken back you couldn’t believe it too. “I-I-I-I…like you too Obito, I mean Tobio Kageyama.”

“I’m so glad you like me back. Let’s kiss.”

You guys made out and then you turned around to see kenma playing animal crossing on your Nintendo switch. “Congrats you two…now can you stop kissing it’s gross.”

You and Kageyama laughed at the scene and called it a night. Kirishima heard how you got with Kageyama and was heartbroken. He died from a disease and his last words was “in another life y/n we’ll get together. I’ll find you and marry you.”

The end.