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Long ramble on stupid

Re middle school projects post I think a problem i always had up until highschool was that i just always associated not following a rubric exactly was grounds for complete failure. In 2nd grade we went on a field trip to the zoo and we were supposed to record data on a specific animal and come back with a full shoebox diorama report on it, and the teacher emphasized that no one was allowed to work on the same animal probably just to discourage an entire classroom of children from picking lions. I picked giraffes and signed up to be the One Student doing giraffes and went to the zoo, did all my work, came home and did my entire report and then the day before the report was due i asked a kid what animal he picked and he said giraffe. I completely freaked the fuck out and trashed my entire project because i thought i was going to get in trouble for doing the same animal as someone else. Spent the entire night crying and whipping up a super rushed report on owls and i couldn’t redo my diorama because i didn’t have anymore shoe boxes nor did i have any owl figurines or anything like that. I cried during my presentation because i was so upset that i couldn’t do my giraffe one and got like a B. That kid didn’t even do his report on giraffes. I also remember freaking out over a similar project on tsunamis because it was also supposed to be a shoebox Diorama but i didn’t have any shoeboxes AGAIN (too broke to buy shoes regularly?) and i went to school crying because i was so embarrassed by my Random Large Cardboard Box Diorama and it didn’t even matter cuz my teacher loved it. And then years later i cried over a cereal box book report on Firestars Quest because once again i did not have a cereal box (NO FOOD) so i made a box out of computer paper and had to hand write everything while everyone else’s was printed in color because my mom wouldn’t give me change to use the school printer and thought my teacher would kill me over it. And i did fine anyway. I think i cried over some American history shoebox diorama because again I Had No ShoeBoxes and had to do toilet paper Paper Mache on a paper plate and i probably did okay too. I took everything way too seriously. Why did everything require a fucking box

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where do you think Aubury would be if he hadn’t met Kuri? Same with Kuri, where would she be if she never met him?

if kuri never met aubrey they would never find her body

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using this holy Terrible Comic Day to rant about how impossibly difficult and annoying Fun and Creative School Projects are when you are fighting for your life at home with an abusive parent

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bauby

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I hope it doesn't come off as malicious but do you ever feel like Kuri's current life has almost as little agency as her previous one? What I mean is, she doesn't have to make any choices on her own, there's someone who takes care of her needs (although much better) and she doesn't really have to go out of her comfort zone. She will get anything she asks for, but ultimately, it's Aubrey's money that she depends on.

Yes its an intentional narrative choice, Kuri doesn’t get better she just changes environments. Her dad did a Really Thorough And Effective Job of functionally neutering her so that she’d never have the skills to leave him. She’s stupid naive helpless and has no drive and it’s all artificial. Something something fleas in a jar experiment

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My pet mold spore #MySpore

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Rumi never notices that Kuri went through chemo and had a mastectomy instead she just comes home from college and sees her mom with short hair and no tits and just thinks her mom is finally butching out like she always knew she would

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Sometimes i think about doing a North American animal only au because a lot of the cast has some really easy conversions but the only one i can’t give a North American animal convert species to is Luanne. What the hell is even a linsang anyway. Is there an animal closer related than a weasel thing

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bauby

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i went to dennys at 2 in the morning for the first time a few days ago and it was exactly the same as dennys at 11am but the servers whisper at you for some reason

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ok i threw dylan nevaeh and freaklings refs up on art fight, i also put luanne up there too but didnt bother making her a new ref or anything i just recolored her original one. i probably wont do any more characters for now. if for some reason anyone wants to draw someone i didnt upload just message me first and ill put up a listing so you can still get points

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I’m sorry artfight for complaining about how overly whimsical your past team names were

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i am @ 6 flags can you tell us a lebeau family theme park analysis

personally i think I'm an evan or kuri with sitting hunched over in the seat gripping for dear life eyes shut then asking to go again

Aubrey is a disney adult and is dragging Kuri there at least thrice a month although canonically speaking they live within like 5 minutes of universal studios Hollywood. Aubrey and Rumi hate rides and Rumi probably blacks out on them, and Aubrey goes on with Kuri just to appease her. Kuri and Evan love rides but it just gets awkward when he’s a moody teenager and doesn’t want anyone to see him hanging out with his mommy like a dork. They get whatever treatment lets rich and famous people just roll up to the front of the line and get on but if Aubreys not going on with her Kuri also just likes waiting in line like a normal person. Its normal people enrichment for her

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Re: your fish post

If you're talking about mosquitofish (genus Gambusia) they are genuinely unkillable. They're invasive like everywhere and love breeding like rabbits in the most fetid conditions known to science they will be fine wherever you chuck them as long as it doesn't dip below freezing in winter

I was just going to get minnows they serve the same purpose but are actually native and are just as hardy ………ive had really bad luck buying fish online and my lfs sells minnows as feeders so that’s what I’m going for lol

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Does anyone else think the amazing digital circus looks like cocomelon hazbin hotel

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friendly (?) fire