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My moms best friend got hit on by Rob Gronkowski

let’s talk about our random links to celebrities!

serena william’s husband once bought me & my classmates a round of whisky

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I’m *g*nd* kn*ckl*s

masterlist of slurs

tr*nny

f*ggot

*w*

t*c*te

v*lid

sl*r

h*nn*h m*nt*na

d*sp*c*to

d*m* t* c*s*ta

tr**m tr**m

l*fe h*ck

b**b*-d*s*ppr*v*s

z**bs-*s-h*r*

b*nch

y**t

*g*nd* kn*ckl*s

d* y** kn*w d* w*y

t*de p*ds

p**p**

h*ck

fr*ck

d*rn

l*g*ng

j*ke p**l

“*t’s *v*r* d*y br*”

sh**k

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watch the entire video, it’s well worth it

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

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i like to think of star wars set on earth in the 70s. 

just some twink from arizona, a tiny anarchist, and a drug dealer in an old van with his russian buddy who doesn’t speak any english riding shotgun with a crossbow… demolishing the american government 

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this isn’t my OTP but imagine Sam shoving vegetables in Dean’s face

ONCE AGAIN I DO NOT SHIP WINCEST BUT IM JUST SAYING ITS FUNNY

Draw your OTP

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To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.

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tf

*knock knock*

“Anyone there?”

“Ah ha! You are here. Won’t you let me in?”

“No? I’m afraid you won’t have a choice in the matter.”

“That should do it!”

“Now, now. Don’t be afraid.”

“I’m only here for your life.”

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I’m convinced Jack and Dan are in a relationship

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Ok, no offense to the editors, but what was the thing at the end where it just froze and zoomed in

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I met Markiplier in a grocery store, but when I went up to him to say hello I said “why the fuck are you in Canada?” instead and he looked like he’d been caught doing something he shouldn’t have been before yelling “DISTRACTION!” and throwing a box of Kleenex at my head. When I looked back, he was barreling toward the exit.

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the rock eats pussy confirmed

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

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@therealjacksepticeye imagine if Jack could sense when Anti is coming/ about to possess him and Jack puts a full face of makeup on when he feels it so everytime Anti possesses him, he’s angry at Jack. Basically just Jack pulling some pranks on Anti!! (this is the fifth time this week Jack’s done this!!!)

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yall the time

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

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Reblog this if you love Misha Collins

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I’m not mentally prepared for tomorrow night

“Remember how star Jared Padalecki told us Sam would go through something ‘pretty harrowing and terrifying’ in this Thursday’s episode? Well, Dean has a very emotional, big brother reaction to it.”

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TVLine spoilers for tomorrow night’s 13x21 episode (x)

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“Hey kiddo, I’m uncle Gabe!” agghhHhH IM LIVING

I can’t wait for the blessed day on which Jack and Gabriel will meet