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Bye bye!

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To the man who sent me an unsolicited image of his pussy: don't ever do that. Also I'm a lesbian. But regardless, that is woman-repellent.

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your f/o wants you alive and well. they'd care if you were gone.

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i will never understand why antis treat irl abuse like it’s something to laugh about and fictional child “abuse” like it’s an actual crime

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Highkey one of the funniest parts of Gravity Falls is how obnoxiously close they come to revealing Ford’s existence in the early seasons but never do out of just. Cosmic levels of dumb luck

Episode 1 Stan nearly catches Dipper with the journal and it’s passed off as a gag about Gold Chains for Old Men magazine. In Time Travellers Pig they go back to the Shack 30 years in the past and miss Ford opening the door on them by literal seconds. In bottomless pit Mabel gives him a set of truth teeth that make him incapable of lying and he tells the twins TO THEIR FACES that he regularly commits massive tax fraud and if they had asked him to elaborate he would’ve told them who he was impersonating. In one of the shorts Dipper and Soos find a sentient omniscient mailbox that will answer any question in the universe, and right before they can ask it who wrote the journals Mabel shows it a video of herself snorting gummy worms and it kills itself out of disgust. The entirety of Dreamscaperers is them delving into the depths of Stan’s psyche, going through his memories, all while fighting his brother’s ex-boyfriend and it somehow just. Doesn’t come up. Bill never mentions him. Their grandpa Shermie never said anything. Their parents never said anything. Either the universe was conspiring to cover it up or they are genuinely all that oblivious

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Idea for Gravity Falls fans: Create your own journal 4

Just pick up a notebook and start coming up with little creatures or artifacts or whatever to write about. They can be from the show or your own creations! You can write from the perspective of a pre-existing character, or an OC, or even just a self insert! Go crazy!

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honestly at a point I'm at, there is a ton of art, some blatantly fetish art, that I'm 100% not into but I think art with sexuality and kink should also have a right to exist and watering it down to "degenerate art" or "lesser art" because it doesn't fit your standards of what "good art is" will make you fall down a really DARK pipeline.

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When antis try to counter the “ok if proship stuff is wrong than what about violence in fiction” it’s genuinely hilarious because they’re like “it’s not the same weirdo😠” when it literally is. Your fictional kinks don’t reflect your real life kinks or values guys don’t let anyone else convince you otherwise guys🫶

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you DO know your f/o better than anyone. you ARE the only one who characterizes them correctly! they are YOUR f/o and you know them the best, i dont care what anyone else says.

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i've got something way better than your wholesome, mormon malink

cremia x young link

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billford hurt/comfort angst fic. don't like don't read

#bill cipher needs a hug #possessive bill cipher #dead dove please eat

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its crazy how lolcow culture is mainstream to the point where people in my life will look at me like im the weird one for being like ‘no i actually dont want to watch compilations of random disabled people being stalked and tormented by neonazis with you i dont find that funny’

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Guys I’m actually throwing up sobbing crying rolling around on the floor

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More on that AU I scribbled where Bill’s parents were alive and were supportive of their son and his actions <3

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Daily reminder that fandoms and fiction in general is so much more fun if you just relax and focus on enjoying yourself

Stop policing it and adding unnecessary rules to it

Nobody is obligated to follow your rules just because you believe the world revolves around you and your beliefs and your trauma

Take a step back, realize it ain’t that deep, and just enjoy fiction for fiction