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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

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i have seen screenshots but i have not seen anyone actually post the entirety of lisa's sam diss track and its so fucking funny

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Noah

Fanfic Noah not being okay with Derek and Stiles because of the age gap is fair and valid. BUT, I just think of this poor man hearing Stiles tell him on the day he turns 18 that he's now dating Derek Hale and Noah just weeps in relief.

Just... Knowing the type of trouble and bat shit crazy escapades Stiles gets into and now knowing that Derek Hale is going to be there to watch out for his son. The man who he's trusted with police work. The man who he's trusted with his own life. The big, protective, strong as fuck alpha is dating STILES.

Noah would invite Derek to every dinner. Would call him 'son' so affectionately. Would just integrate him into their every day because he already knows Derek. He's seen him fight for and love and protect Stiles. Even when they were nothing more than friends. And now that they're... mates? (Werewolf married as Stiles calls it ) Noah is so freaking proud to have Derek as a son in law.

And Derek, Derek would love Noah. He'd offer to help at the station or at a crime scene. Would check in on him and take him the "healthy" lunches that Stiles makes (neither tell Stiles about the curly fries Derek sometimes tosses in). Derek would automatically add him to the pack—more so to offer protection— but Erica and Boyd and Issac inadvertently gain a father figure that they all go to for advice and Noah starts treating each and every one like his own kid. Stiles is on cloud 9 because his father and the betas and his mate all love one another so unconditionally.

One day an omega shows up in Beacon Hills and does enough bullshit to get the Sheriff involved. Noah arrives to de-escalate a fight or stop him from doing more property damage and the werewolf thinks he can intimidate him by flashing his claws and growling. A second later a large black wolf the size of a car steps out of the shadows, eyes glowing red and fangs bared and the omega realizes he fucked up so goddamn bad because that's Derek Fucking Hale and he just threatened his father in law...

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On April 16th 2025 the US federal government has proposed to change the interpretation of the endangered species act so that it no longer protects habitat.

This is open for public comment until the end of May 19th. Please comment and make your voice heard.

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Belted Kingfisher I know you don’t care but you mean everything to me girl

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Need a 911 fic where Buck hits his head and is disoriented and confused when he wakes up. He thinks him and Eddie are dating.

Not because he has an amnesia or anything, but because Ravi was the one helping jog his memory and nothing Ravi knows about the 118 is right.

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

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Thanks, Anon!

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I'm looking for some Sterek with soft Derek and happy endings. You know, the perfect mushy read after something dark and angst-ridden.

Okay, settle in for Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts time

Physical Touch by mybestfriendsarebooks

Scott has noticed that Derek isn't big on physical affection. Scott and the others had made peace with that and knew when not to push or back away quickly. One person seems to be the exception. Scott notices the progression of this affection over the years.

The Words You Speak by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)

Stiles just stared at her. “Derek’s a Werewolf, why the hell would he be in the hospital?” Melissa gave him an odd look, then turned to Scott for help, who looked just as lost. At least it wasn’t another one of Stiles’ oblivious moments, though considering Scott’s IQ, it wasn’t exactly hard to be down at his level. Melissa turned back to Stiles, still looking confused. “Whenever Derek has a bad day, he always goes to the postnatal ward at the hospital. He likes being around all the babies, and he’s actually really good with them. The women up there love him, he can get the crying ones to stop in a second. Not sure if it’s a wolf thing or a Derek thing, but it’s very sweet.” Derek did what now? “Did you both not know this?” Melissa turned to include Scott in her inquiry. “He’s been doing this for well over a year, I figured you knew.”

Ain't Nothing so Good as the Cake and Eating it by sofonisba_found

Derek thinks he's doing alright in life, with his family at his side and a job he loves. Despite his family's concerns he remains adamant that he doesn't need a mate, afraid to take the risk of letting anyone close enough to try to hurt his family again. That is until he realizes that his true mate has been right under his nose for years, and that now through his inaction he may lose him.

what a big heart i have (better to love you with) by crazyassmurdererwall (smartalli)

Stiles has a massive thing for Derek Hale. This is not news. Stiles, after all, has been carrying a torch for Derek ever since they bumped into each other at a taco cart at the start of his freshman year. But what is news? With no hope of ever capturing Derek’s attention, Stiles is thinking it might be time to let that torch go. Try to let it burn out. (Derek might have something to say about that.)

Three Lost Kids, Two Minute Noodles and One Hot Mate. by MysticEdge

Stiles is leaving a local store and he notices a toddler wandering the parking lot by himself. worried for the childs safety he rushes to him to discover the child had wandered away from his mother’s mini van. Doors are wide open. Upon closer inspection looks like there are 2 more kids in the car crying because the mother is laying face down in the back. Like she passed out after putting 2 of the 3 kids in the car. Frantic he calls his father while checking to see if the mother is breathing. The mother is Laura Hale. No Hale fire, Derek is still weary with people as Kate attempted to set the fire but was thwarted. Stiles meets Derek for the first time when he’s called to the hospital for Laura and the children.

Little Promises by crossroadswrite

Derek doesn’t really know what happened. He just knows there was a lady and she was pretty but she was also really mean and she was trying to hurt his friends. “Holy fuck,” Erica mutters and is harshly shushed by Isaac. “Don’t swear in front of the kid.” “It’s not a kid,” Erica counters. “It’s just-“ “Derek?”

You Fit Me Better by Rena

Five times Stiles and Derek ended up wearing each others clothes on accident, and one time it's deliberate.

Of Puppy Piles and Sugar Dreams by StarShineForMe

In which Isaac and Scott get de-aged, the pack must learn to bond and protect their own, and Derek ("Dewek!") and Stiles ("Sti-ewes!") are mates…even if it takes them forever and two toddlers to realize it. “Oh, God.” Stiles buries his face in his hands, water dripping down his wrists. “What? What’s wrong? Are you okay?” Derek whips out a towel, wrapping it around Stiles’ forearms, pulling them away from Stiles’ body so he can look them over. “I’m fine,” Stiles says, a little blankly. Erica and Boyd have set Issac and Scott back onto the floor, tickling them both into fits of giggles. He huffs out a noise that’s not quite a whimper, not quite a laugh. “Just wondering when the hell I ended up in my very own episode of ‘Teen Mom’.”

Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me? by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)

So if his dad hadn’t been the one to come home and get him into bed properly, and was now making him breakfast, then who…? Seriously, his embarrassment level couldn’t get any lower at this point. It was bad enough to imagine it was his dad, but to know Scott had come to take care of him was worse. But not nearly as bad as the absolute horror and astronomical levels of embarrassment when Stiles walked into the kitchen and found Derek at the stove making French toast. Because of course it was Derek. If someone was going to see Stiles naked and passed out cold on his bed, why wouldn’t it be Derek? His long-time crush and provider of fap material? Sure, why not, life wasn’t horrible enough yet, might as well make it downright dreadful!

The by kaistrex (weishen)

Snippets of the lives of four-year-old Derek and baby Stiles as they grow up together.

Finding Home by captaintinymite (augopher)

To teach them a lesson, a pair of mischievous pixies hit Derek and Stiles with a spell that makes them six years old again. Neither of them remembers anything about their lives beyond that age. What happens when the pair of them become immediate friends and declare that when they grow up they will get married? Will they remember anything when the spell wears off?

A Slight Problem by kaistrex (weishen)

The Hale family dog takes a shine to seven-year-old Stiles.

Are You the One? by Venrajade

Derek's sister works for a television network with a dating show that claims that they are able to find someone's True Mate. Cora steals a scent sample from Derek and matches him to an Omega applying to the show with a 99% chance of them being mates. Which means Derek is now a reality dating show star. Shit.

Sometimes Not Seeing Is Believing by FeelingFredly

Stiles gave him a lopsided grin. “I wouldn’t poison you, Der.” His grin turned sharp and sharklike. “At least not much. I just need to test it on you to make sure it will work on other weres.” Derek snorted. “And you didn’t think Peter would be a better target for your experiments?” That got him a shrugged shoulder. “He offered, but I didn’t think it was a good idea.” ---or that time when an invisibility potion helped Derek see things a lot more clearly.

Slugs, and Snails, and Puppy Dog Tails by yodasyoyo

kid!Derek being super taken with kid!Stiles. And their interactions.

We're Like Milo and Otis by tabbytabbytabby

Stiles and Derek meet each other before they can even talk. With Claudia being the Hale family Emissary, Stiles spends most of his time with the Hales. Stiles and Derek are immediately inseparable. Stiles learns early on that his magic reacts to Derek more than anyone else and because of that he is able to shift into a fox and go on adventures with Derek. Those adventures aren't always safe but one thing is certain, they'll always look out for each other.

Five Times Stiles Needed A Crash Course On Wolfy Behavior and the One Time He Figured Shit Out by 1lostone

Pretty much what it says on the tin. Written for hungrylikethewolfie (ladyblahblah) who had a bad day and requested possessive!Derek and Oblivious!Stiles.

Lying (By Omission) by redezon

College fic where Stiles has an adorable girlfriend. Only ‘D’ isn’t adorable. Or his girlfriend. Or: Five times people talk about Stiles’s mysterious significant other, and one time they actually see them.

and i'll just keep on stumblin' (right now it feels too humblin') by dee_lirious

Derek Hale is pretty much the worst person in the world to hypothetically develop a crush on, being a murder suspect, a dangerous werewolf, a weirdo who stalks people from the treeline, and also living in a train car, Jesus Christ. (In response to jennova's prompt: Five times Stiles tries to make Derek smile and one time he succeeds but doesn’t notice because kissing or something.)

Loud Love

There wasn’t a single moment when they weren’t touching. They didn’t notice anyone — obsessed with each other, they were blind to all jealousy. The circle of one another’s arms encapsulated their world. Close, tight, inseparable. They didn’t care if someone watched them, both lost in each other, entrapped.

Other fic recs: angsty fics + pt2 | possessive Derek | historical AU | baby/mpreg | outsider POV | smut | mafia | hurt/comfort | magical!Stiles | Stiles gets kicked out of the pack | BAMF!Stiles + pt2 | omegaverse | witch!Stiles | creature!Stiles + pt2 | oblivious!Stiles | bad friend Scott | pack mom!Stiles | unrequited love | werewolf!Stiles | dark sterek | single parent!Stiles | feral Derek | arranged marriage | Stiles is underestimated | mpreg w/o abo | accidental knotting | jock!Derek | jock!Stiles | alive Hales | spanking | royal abo au | longfic | void!Stiles | sheriff dissaproves | Stiles doesn't know about werewolves

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The Intrepid Heroes return for a new season of Dimension 20, arriving on Dropout starting June 4th!

Prepare to go upward, skyward - nay, Cloudward Ho! ☁️

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Let's not forget to honour our esteemed CEO

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Everything I did for this episode was inspired by and dedicated to these two people standing on this stage beside me. A year ago, we were broken, drunk, and defeated. Today, we stand triumphant, glorious!

Game Changer 6x03 "Sam Says 3" | 7x01 "One Year Later"

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RESISTANCE

sterek | E | 6,9k | ao3

Tags: Historical, borderline tribal au, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Pack Alpha Derek, Omega Stiles, Developing Relationship, Everybody Wants Stiles, One-Sided Jordan Parrish/Stiles Stilinski, Possessive Derek, Werewolf Courting, mentions of mpreg, no one is pregnant though... yet, Accidental Voyeurism, Top Derek Hale/Bottom Stiles Stilinski, Knotting, POV Alternating, Pining

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How dare the wolf taste those lips, hold him, panting and soft, trembling and eager, so close to his chest? How dare he?

Jordan could not move, even if he wanted to. The slick sounds of their kiss, of tongues sliding softly against one another, bitten-off moans, and muffled mewls interspersed with crackling fire — it was hell for him. Stiles was everything Jordan dreamed he would be in a moment like this — he moved just right, arched so beautifully, bared his throat, and grabbed the hand that pressed to his stomach, keeping it there. His smell seeped across the tent, sweeter than ever before and deadly because of it.

Jordan’s eyes stung, his fists clenching the cold sheets. Yet, he could not even take a proper breath, for everything smelled of him.

For three years, Jordan told himself to resist. Three years of catching Stiles only for the omega to seep from his fingers. Years without ever holding his waist like Jordan wanted to.

A month was all it took for Stiles to give it to the wolf.

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I totally headcanon Derek just quietly taking over giving Stiles his meds everyday. To him, it’s just an act of affection to care for him that way.

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When Stiles finally stumbles into the kitchen in the morning, he smells so content as Derek greets him with a smooch and a not at all subtle scenting. He hardly notices when Derek gives him a small glass of water along with three small pills.

Stiles quietly pops the pills into his mouth before downing it with the water. He then starts his morning routine of making his coffee. Derek presses a kiss to his temple on his way to the fridge.

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Lydia is sitting cross legged on the couch in the pack house as she watches Stiles pace back and forth, ranting about the newest big bad in town. She takes small notes on her phone as Stiles is talking before catching Derek entering the living room with a Gatorade. He stops Stiles on his march past him and hands him a pill and the Gatorade.

Lydia’s eyebrows shoots up as Stiles pauses, tosses the pill into his mouth then chases it with a swig of Gatorade. Derek chuckles softly to himself when Stiles dramatically smacks a kiss on his lips before spinning away to continue his tangent.

Lydia watches as Derek turns and disappears down the hall. She turns and stares at Stiles.

“What was that?”

Stiles stutters to a stop, looks at her confused.

“What was what?”

Lydia rolls her eyes to the ceiling. “What did Derek just give you?”

“Oh!” Stiles fidgets with an embarrassed laugh, “he always tells me he can smell when I’m getting anxious so he tries to give me my anxiety meds before it gets out of control.”

Lydia blinks at him, “oh, that’s very sweet.” Stiles grins bashfully, “Derek is always taking care of me like that.”

He hums softly to himself before admitting, “he’s very sweet to me.” A blush has started to creep across his cheeks.

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“Stiles, I said I would drive you to the station, not wait 22 business days for you to get in the damn car.” Noah sighs exasperated at his son.

Stiles is fluttering around the house as he gets his stuff together. Noah watches from the front door as Stiles hops around trying to get shoe on.

“I’m going,” Stiles whined, “I accidentally slept in!” He finally ties his shoes and starts to pat himself down.

“Wallet…phone…” he mumbles, spinning around, “okay, I think I’m good now.” He holds his arms up in a ‘ta-da!’ fashion. Noah huffs out a laugh.

“Come on kid, you’re making me late.”

“Deeeeerek!” Stiles calls on his way to the door, “I’m leaving with dad!”

“No, you’re not.” Stiles stumbles to a stop, “wha-“

Noah watches amused as Derek gives Stiles a water bottle and waits for Stiles to hold a hand up before giving him three piles from his cupped hand.

“Your dad doesn’t need you ADHDing at the station at 7am,” Derek smirked at Stiles offended look, “I’ll see you later tonight.” He kisses Stiles softly, cupping the back of his neck. Stiles hums contently to himself as Derek wanders back to the kitchen.

Noah opens the door as Stiles downs his pills. “He’s good to you.” He notes softly.

Stiles grins, “the best.”

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