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what i'm hearing here is jin-gitaxias single dad fanart

Dear Jin-Gitaxias... I didn't even know you were a father. Were your children created artificially or... "born", for lack of a better word? And who is the mother?

The Mother is Elesh Norn, of course.

(He grinds out a strange laugh.) See what I did there? A piece of wordplay. No, fleshling, there is no "mother" to my offspring. No Phyrexian requires a mate in the act of procreation--that is an inefficiency of the flesh that we have long since discarded. All that is required is a mature compleated individual's oil, and suitable flesh or metal substrate to serve as a starting point for the creation of germs.

I utilized my own oil and biologic components in the creation of my offspring. Like myself, most Phyrexians favor the usage of vats in dedicated facilities over internal gestation, the better to monitor germ growth and nutrition without compromising the mobility of the parent. Each of my own clutches was incubated this way before maturing sufficiently to be decanted as newts.

One cannot help but note the irony of Elesh Norn's title. She calls herself the Mother, and yet of all the praetors, I am the only one who has so much as sired offspring. It truly makes one think.

-J

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Y'know when you're doing a quick painting study and get all swept up in the moment 😅 I didn't know this would turn out so hyper-realistic, I'm suddenly nervous about AI accusations for the first time in my art journey (fuck AI, to be clear)

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Learning Magic the Gathering from my partner has been kinda hilarious cuz I find a lot of the cards will be either:

Treznor, the Eternal Flame: *3 paragraphs of text* -> Widely maligned, considered basically useless

Grey Rock: adds 2 mana -> $14,000 per copy, outlawed in 12 countries

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On November 7, 2024, Denmark used a racist, culturally biased "parenting competency" test to remove a 2 hour old baby, Zammi, from her loving indigenous Greenlandic Inuit mother, Keira, because her native language, which uses minute facial expressions to communicate, will not be able to "[prepare] the child for the social expectations and codes that are necessary to navigate in Danish society." This test had been recommended not to be used at the federal level before this happened but certain municipalities, including the one this happened in, chose to continue to use it regardless. Not only is this blatantly racist but also violates multiple declarations and conventions that Denmark has signed that protect the rights of indigenous people.

Please sign this petition to help Keira to get her baby back.

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weirdest tabletop experience i ever had

be me in 2022

download a bundle of tabletop games at 3 am

find a giant pdf labeled "act one"

it's a game played by only exactly three people on different levels of reality.

you also play alternate universe versions of your characters on different levels in reality

secrets in the book are written in mirror writing

the whole book is an in-universe preserved text by someone in a different universe

i am so into this game.

best thing i've ever read.

i tell all my friends about it the next day.

"sounds cool, what's it called?"

i can find no evidence of this game.

i can find no evidence that this game ever existed.

i'm not even sure what bundle it was in.

all my friends develop the theory that this game is a dream i had.

they tease me about The Time Bird Dreamed An Entire TTRPG That Could Only Be Read In A Mirror

i find the game three years later

it's about dreams

anyway if you wished Invisible Sun was weirder you may enjoy Disparateum by Rathayibacter

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An entity has been discovered engaging in stalking-like behavior in the Far Plane. It follows researchers from a distance, but runs away if noticed or approached. It makes a noticeable rustling sound as it moves that is akin to paper or leaves.

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Do you think they knew what they would become

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"One day, we'll look back and be amazed at how far we've come."

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The official channel-

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Sif somehow knew when Artorias' birthday was - no-one knew how she could tell - and would bring him shiny rocks or particularly nice sticks on the day. Artorias kept them all.

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in 1000 years this will be considered classical art

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Do you like him & think he's cool? I do

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the oh hellos talk on the dash…… fighting for my life to be normal

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it is very childish and naive but i am still so shocked to see that so many people are just fucking outright mean

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idk how to explain this but uh, it seems the Treasury Department has given Elon Musk and his "aids" who's identities are unclear, reports hold than many refuse to give more than their first name to actual government employees, and its not totally clear they're American citizens, unlimited access to our payment system.

and Musk himself is claiming, in public, that he is illegally, and unconstitutionally going through our government line by line and deleting payments that he, not elected or appointed to any government job, doesn't like

So... idk if you've never ever called your member of Congress before, your Senators, they're deep red state jerks, nows the moment, Senate House

let them know you're scared to death that Elon Musk is about to bankrupt your local hospital and destroy the full faith and credit of the United States.