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In honor of my original meme hitting over 99k notes on tumblr dot com, I’ve made a sequel nearly 4 years later!

(original below)

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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1989 Nissan Snail

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judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job

she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force

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could you (you, personally) survive a revolutionary girl utena situation

every single one of us survives a revolutionary girl utena situation every time we shed our layers of self-deception and cross the thresholds that separate us from the ones we cherish. every time u penetrate and dissolve the mythology of love as a unilateral sacrifice and instead choose to meet in the shared space between hearts u are surviving a revolutionary girl utena situation.....

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wwow youre gorgeous. ive never wanted to fumble someone more in my life, mind if i sit here and look up at you with big puppydog eyes.?

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ｍ　ｏ　ｓ　ｈ さん

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/x/ MLP succubus-summoning cumsock mages vs. tumblr bone-stealing witches vs. Clifford-traumatized tiktok shifters vs. r/paranormal "my sleep paralysis demon is objectively real" onieromonglers

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there should be a Sisyphus emoji

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enter my WAR ROOM.we can discuss such things as STRATAGEMS and TACTICAL MANEUVERS.. and girlsss

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map i made.

I live in a yaoi state 😔

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strawberry swiss snail 🍓