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Pussy corrosive. Pussy explosive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a dose of. Pussy eroding. Pussy abrasive. I look at that pussy, it’s what I need a taste of. Pussy be stinging. Pussy be hurting. Pussy be sizzling when it’s supposed to be squirting. Pussy disintegrating. Pussy dissolving. Pussy turning heads, that shit is revolving.

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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

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I dig in the soil I squirm and I toil I slam in the back of my apple car

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A guide for new tumblr users:

1) This place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here. 

2) What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger. 

3) The danger is in a particular location… it increases towards a center… the center of danger is here… of a particular size and shape, and below us. 

4) The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. 

5) The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

6) The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

7) The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

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rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

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Imagine: horror movie characters comfort you after an IBS attack

Ash Williams:

Damn baby that ass can SHIT! I think IBS makes you 10 times more groovy 😏 gimme some sugar baby

Herbert West:

I may be a doctor, but that doesn’t mean I’m a gastroenterologist. I advise you see someone else to help you with your.... issue.

Ghost Face:

That poop hurt my girl???? I’m gonna stab it to death!!! Ghost face style

Freddy Krueger:

Ermm I haven’t seen any nightmare on elm street movies yet so I don’t know what he’d say sorry :((

Jason Vore Hes:

*starts shitting in solidarity*

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gonna post a controversial take alright are y’all ready??

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actually typing out emoticons like XD and :D and :V never should have gone out of fashion and you can pry them out of my cold dead hands okay I know emojis are fun but THEY DON’T CAPTURE THE EMOTION IN THE SAME WAY

so like

…yeah that was basically it, thanks for reading

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define hole // is a hole a real thing? // Marco Poloni, Black Hole, from The Majorana Experiment, 2010 // post // image // sinkhole in florida, usa // seperis, A Thousand Lights in Space // the entire observable universe // Door to Hell, Chloe Dewe Matthews // image // first simulated image of a black hole // messier 87 // image // art // post

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love drinking water while taking a piss every chance i get to remind myself of my status as, ultimately, just a loud little tube with opinions

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You think THATS a denim jacket?

Surely you

Jest

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Shower time

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i just really wanna suck a cock rn fuck

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this… is… sending m’

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actually crying rn