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I feel so untouched & I want you so much

quick study 4 a shitty day

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your post made me laugh bro. and yet, i am troubled

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people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts

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maaaaan if you put the youth of today into some kind of old style situation they would struggle but adapt over time much like those of the past.

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Today marks the seventh anniversary of the original release of the Official Announcement Teaser for The Elder Scrolls VI.

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One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.

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whoever writes the nyt connections categories is experiencing joan of arc type visions & hallucinations

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i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this

me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”

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I got another photo with Giancarlo Esposito and the conversation went like this

me: hey 10 years ago I got a photo of you pretending a banana was a gun, do you remember me?

Giancarlo: of course I remember you

me: shit you’re a good actor

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The Creature: You made me, therefore you must bear the consequences of my creation.

Victor Frankenstein: Nuh-uh

The Creature: fym nuh-uh?

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if the heavens ever did squeak, she's the last true mouse piece

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Customer: I’M A PROFESSIONAL FISHERMAN AND I FISH FOR TUNA ALL OVER THE WORLD DMV: I GOOGLED HIM, HE IS AND HE DOES Verdict: DENIED

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They don’t actually give you an encyclopedic knowledge of something when you get in a degree in it. They give you the skill to learn more about it on your own.