cookingwizardry

[cookingwizardry]

“This is so unserious that it’s funny.”

HEY DIMWIT!!!!! YOURE A NERD!!!!! give me ur lunch money DWEEB!!!! I'll give u a wedgie, squirt!!!!11!111 heh. nice visor, where u get it from? Weird town???? EHHAHSJHAHJSS u punk!!

lolol!! im gonna kick ur butt kid. go cry to mayor monty you DOOFUS!!

(attempt at ragebaiting Jim howd i do. will vro fall for it.)

"....You sound like a cartoon school bully."

[cookingwizardry]

expect late responses for a while as mun is currently tackling midterms, thanks!

[cookingwizardry]

He leaned up, pressing another quick kiss to the accountant's cheek before resting his head against Jim (as best as he could anyway, with the noticeable height difference), sighing with relief.

"You should really believe in yourself more... You're special, even if you personally find it hard to believe or whatever."

-> Today was the big day. And the poor accountant was nervous as all fuck as he made his way towards the castle's grand kitchen. - @snowkissed-sunshine

The wizard was sitting in the currently empty dining hall, tiredly sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. The typical equations on his shirt were replaced with a few numbers that floated around in no particular direction or order.

Valentines day wasn't usually an occasion the wizard thought about, considering he devoted most of his time to learning and practicing his craft. He was still struggling to find that work-life balance today...

[cookingwizardry]

"Don't say things like that about yourself. I've said it before: you're special to me, Jim."

The wizard huffs and wraps an arm around Jim, pulling him close.

"You've been both my first valentine and my first kiss, what more is there to say?"

-> Today was the big day. And the poor accountant was nervous as all fuck as he made his way towards the castle's grand kitchen. - @snowkissed-sunshine

The wizard was sitting in the currently empty dining hall, tiredly sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. The typical equations on his shirt were replaced with a few numbers that floated around in no particular direction or order.

Valentines day wasn't usually an occasion the wizard thought about, considering he devoted most of his time to learning and practicing his craft. He was still struggling to find that work-life balance today...

[cookingwizardry]

“You know what? Screw it, so do I. I wouldn’t mind if we were to be something more at all… I really wouldn’t.”

He looked towards Jim, his eyes softening. The usual clear tone in his voice was gone, instead replaced by something much softer.

-> Today was the big day. And the poor accountant was nervous as all fuck as he made his way towards the castle's grand kitchen. - @snowkissed-sunshine

The wizard was sitting in the currently empty dining hall, tiredly sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. The typical equations on his shirt were replaced with a few numbers that floated around in no particular direction or order.

Valentines day wasn't usually an occasion the wizard thought about, considering he devoted most of his time to learning and practicing his craft. He was still struggling to find that work-life balance today...

[cookingwizardry]

“I guess that makes 2 of us.”

He grumbled a little, plopping himself down besides Jim. He removed his hat and placed it down on the table, clasping his hands together.

“So… What does this mean now?”

-> Today was the big day. And the poor accountant was nervous as all fuck as he made his way towards the castle's grand kitchen. - @snowkissed-sunshine

The wizard was sitting in the currently empty dining hall, tiredly sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. The typical equations on his shirt were replaced with a few numbers that floated around in no particular direction or order.

Valentines day wasn't usually an occasion the wizard thought about, considering he devoted most of his time to learning and practicing his craft. He was still struggling to find that work-life balance today...

[cookingwizardry]

"Hey, don't pass out on me now!"

He placed his hands on his hips, blushing furiously as he glared bashfully at the accountant.

"You look like a tomato... Hell, I could definitely mistake that face for one."

-> Today was the big day. And the poor accountant was nervous as all fuck as he made his way towards the castle's grand kitchen. - @snowkissed-sunshine

The wizard was sitting in the currently empty dining hall, tiredly sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. The typical equations on his shirt were replaced with a few numbers that floated around in no particular direction or order.

Valentines day wasn't usually an occasion the wizard thought about, considering he devoted most of his time to learning and practicing his craft. He was still struggling to find that work-life balance today...

[cookingwizardry]

Kitchen Wizard pulled away after a few seconds, taking a deep breath and trying to process what he'd just done. What did people usually do after they kissed somebody?... The numbers and symbols darted around his shirt at a frenzied pace without a sense of rhyme and reason.

-> Today was the big day. And the poor accountant was nervous as all fuck as he made his way towards the castle's grand kitchen. - @snowkissed-sunshine

The wizard was sitting in the currently empty dining hall, tiredly sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. The typical equations on his shirt were replaced with a few numbers that floated around in no particular direction or order.

Valentines day wasn't usually an occasion the wizard thought about, considering he devoted most of his time to learning and practicing his craft. He was still struggling to find that work-life balance today...

[cookingwizardry]

Now it was the wizard's turn to freeze up! The numbers on his shirt spun around at a fast rate, never stopping to form a coherent, solvable equation. He'd never gotten this far in his life, but you usually kissed someone after a confession, right?

In a split second decision, Kitchen Wizard stood up from where he was sitting, grabbing Jim by the shoulders and pressing his lips to the accountant's.

-> Today was the big day. And the poor accountant was nervous as all fuck as he made his way towards the castle's grand kitchen. - @snowkissed-sunshine

The wizard was sitting in the currently empty dining hall, tiredly sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. The typical equations on his shirt were replaced with a few numbers that floated around in no particular direction or order.

Valentines day wasn't usually an occasion the wizard thought about, considering he devoted most of his time to learning and practicing his craft. He was still struggling to find that work-life balance today...

[cookingwizardry]

“You… You are, actually. You’re the first person who’s ever given me a valentine- or proposed that I be their valentine, and- I like that. I’m happy you got to be my first ever… valentine, Jim.”

Was that an acception of the other’s feelings?

-> Today was the big day. And the poor accountant was nervous as all fuck as he made his way towards the castle's grand kitchen. - @snowkissed-sunshine

The wizard was sitting in the currently empty dining hall, tiredly sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. The typical equations on his shirt were replaced with a few numbers that floated around in no particular direction or order.

Valentines day wasn't usually an occasion the wizard thought about, considering he devoted most of his time to learning and practicing his craft. He was still struggling to find that work-life balance today...

[cookingwizardry]

“Don’t say things like that about yourself, Jim! You’re not bland or boring in the slightest- and you’re certainly more than just some boring little accountant to me!”

He set the flowers to one side and clasped Jim’s warm hands in his. As flustered as he felt right now, he still had his own words to say.

“I… Thank you, Jim. I like the flowers a lot. You’re my first ever valentine, actually…”

-> Today was the big day. And the poor accountant was nervous as all fuck as he made his way towards the castle's grand kitchen. - @snowkissed-sunshine

The wizard was sitting in the currently empty dining hall, tiredly sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. The typical equations on his shirt were replaced with a few numbers that floated around in no particular direction or order.

Valentines day wasn't usually an occasion the wizard thought about, considering he devoted most of his time to learning and practicing his craft. He was still struggling to find that work-life balance today...

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He suddenly stands up and grabs the other by the sleeve, gently tugging Jim back towards him.

“No, no! It’s alright. You can’t leave now… Not after you went through all the trouble to get here. You clearly have something important to say- I want to hear what it is, even if I already have an idea of what it might be.”

-> Today was the big day. And the poor accountant was nervous as all fuck as he made his way towards the castle's grand kitchen. - @snowkissed-sunshine

The wizard was sitting in the currently empty dining hall, tiredly sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. The typical equations on his shirt were replaced with a few numbers that floated around in no particular direction or order.

Valentines day wasn't usually an occasion the wizard thought about, considering he devoted most of his time to learning and practicing his craft. He was still struggling to find that work-life balance today...

[cookingwizardry]

Newbie’s first love confession. God, what was he supposed to say?! He looked at the flowers clasped tightly between his hands, then back up at Jim nervously. He didn’t want to say anything that would give Jim the wrong idea…

“Valentine’s day, huh? You picked quite the day to do so…”

-> Today was the big day. And the poor accountant was nervous as all fuck as he made his way towards the castle's grand kitchen. - @snowkissed-sunshine

The wizard was sitting in the currently empty dining hall, tiredly sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. The typical equations on his shirt were replaced with a few numbers that floated around in no particular direction or order.

Valentines day wasn't usually an occasion the wizard thought about, considering he devoted most of his time to learning and practicing his craft. He was still struggling to find that work-life balance today...

[cookingwizardry]

“E-Eh?!”

The wizard stammered as he processed, his entire face turning a lovely bright shade of crimson. His first valentine???

“Valentine’s day… Does this mean… You’re- You’re giving me a gift for valentine’s?…”

-> Today was the big day. And the poor accountant was nervous as all fuck as he made his way towards the castle's grand kitchen. - @snowkissed-sunshine

The wizard was sitting in the currently empty dining hall, tiredly sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. The typical equations on his shirt were replaced with a few numbers that floated around in no particular direction or order.

Valentines day wasn't usually an occasion the wizard thought about, considering he devoted most of his time to learning and practicing his craft. He was still struggling to find that work-life balance today...

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Kitchen Wizard blinked and set his mug down on the table, turning his head to look at the accountant.

“Oh- Hi, Jim. I wasn’t expecting you to be back so soon. What’s the occasion?”

He really didn’t think about Valentine’s day that much, did he?

-> Today was the big day. And the poor accountant was nervous as all fuck as he made his way towards the castle's grand kitchen. - @snowkissed-sunshine

The wizard was sitting in the currently empty dining hall, tiredly sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. The typical equations on his shirt were replaced with a few numbers that floated around in no particular direction or order.

Valentines day wasn't usually an occasion the wizard thought about, considering he devoted most of his time to learning and practicing his craft. He was still struggling to find that work-life balance today...

[cookingwizardry]

-> Today was the big day. And the poor accountant was nervous as all fuck as he made his way towards the castle's grand kitchen. - @snowkissed-sunshine

The wizard was sitting in the currently empty dining hall, tiredly sipping from a cup of hot chocolate. The typical equations on his shirt were replaced with a few numbers that floated around in no particular direction or order.

Valentines day wasn't usually an occasion the wizard thought about, considering he devoted most of his time to learning and practicing his craft. He was still struggling to find that work-life balance today...

[cookingwizardry]

"Great... Just great... I need some soup."