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i love how they made huntrix absolute losers off stage like yes give me more girlfailures give me more girls being CRINGE and it was like turning red and my friend said thank god for kpop demon hunters bc it shows that you can grow up and still be cringe. i love them i love them so much GOD

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cats are really good at looking at things. very useful

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

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The result of getting rid of DEI is these people.

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Fireworks on the Pokémon shore

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Poké-Koinobori

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Does anyone else see different US regions as “coded” as specific seasons?

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay

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creepers are such a hilariously bad thing to put in a sandbox game