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Bleeeeeeeat

Bleeeeaaaaat

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I am sooo domesticated actually.

As a goat I’m just on a farm in the Swiss alps, I graze freely but I always come back to the farmer when he calls for my herd.

As a caribou? I’d be trained to carry sleighs, and be one of Santa’s Reindeer for the holiday season, so happy as little kids come to pet me and feed me carrots.

As an isopod (still questioning but y’know) I’d just happily chill in a terrarium with the rest of my colony, safe from any predators.

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Love that winter is coming and it’s FINALLY starting to get colder here

I’m ready to prance around in the snow ^^

(It does not snow where I live… ever)

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Maybe I am angelkin? I’ve always had an interest in religion, even though I’m not personally religious. I don’t feel divine but there’s a part of me that desperately yearns for my wings to be allowed room so I can take off into the skies.

I know I might just be bird kin but that just doesn’t feel right.

Could I simply be an unholy angel?

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I am too much of a herd animal for this

Do any other therians who are herding or social animals struggle to be alone like… period? Like I need to constantly be talking to and/or near someone.

Been hitting me rough since the two people I always message are sick and not feeling well enough to talk. I need more friends

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Yearning…

Yearning…

Yearning…

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ANOTHER THING CAUSE IM SPAMMING TONIGHT. I feel wings. I get phantom wings so vividly and often and I yearn for the skies painfully.

I don’t know what I am meant to be, or what I once was, but I am something with wings that cannot stand being on the ground for so long.

Nothing I’ve looked into seems right so… *shrug*

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Anywho while I’ve been gone, I’ve been doing a lot of self discovery with my theriotypes and stuff. So here’s a comprehensive list as of now!

I am goat cladokin but also have a very special connection specifically to Valais Blackneck Goats, but all goats are me.

I am caribou kin, specifically an albino caribou.

I am… isopod kin? I know for sure I am a Bug of some sort, and have been leaning towards powder blue isopods.

Questioning canine kin loosely. I find it really difficult to imagine being a full on predator of any kind though, so if someone might have suggestions for something that might feel canine adjacent but is a herbivore, plant leaning omnivore, or like scavenger PLEASE let me know.

More than anything though… I am just A Cool Goat Guy! :]

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11/10 absolutely disgusting but also impressive that you stomached that. I fear and respect you

Anyways you guys have shifts that make you do weird/hilarious shit.

Once during a goat shift and I got down on the ground and started chewing up my carpet, it’s actually left a tiny bare spot cause I was going at it so hard

Please send me the funniest shit you’ve done while in a shift (or just anything related to your alterhumanity) and I will rate it on a scale of 1-10 from mild and understandable to insane (lighthearted).

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Bonks you bonks you bonks you

BONK

BONK

BONK

BONK

BONK

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I once had a rat shift and I started eating my towel (there was one laying around my room) it left a hole in my towel and didnt taste good

You 🤝 Me

Chewing holes into shit during a shift

8/10, adding a point cause it didn’t taste good.

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Sorry for disappearing but you can’t be mad at me cause look at my autism walls

STINKRAYS!!!

I know this isn’t therian related but anyone else who likes sea rays and skates of all types should be my friend immediately.

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Usually I wouldn’t reblog a reblog of a reblog butttt. I relate to this heavily, both me and my mom are autiHD weirdos so we make sounds at each other all the time. She does not bat an eye if I bleat in the car at full volume, she just usually makes some reciprocating sound.

Also 8/10 I hope the evil archmage kalgarius is nicer to you in the future

Anyways you guys have shifts that make you do weird/hilarious shit.

Once during a goat shift and I got down on the ground and started chewing up my carpet, it’s actually left a tiny bare spot cause I was going at it so hard

Please send me the funniest shit you’ve done while in a shift (or just anything related to your alterhumanity) and I will rate it on a scale of 1-10 from mild and understandable to insane (lighthearted).

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First experience is a 4/10, strange but tbh deserved. I hate being tickled and would definitely hiss at someone for that too. Second though is a solid 7/10, share the dog toys >:(

Anyways you guys have shifts that make you do weird/hilarious shit.

Once during a goat shift and I got down on the ground and started chewing up my carpet, it’s actually left a tiny bare spot cause I was going at it so hard

Please send me the funniest shit you’ve done while in a shift (or just anything related to your alterhumanity) and I will rate it on a scale of 1-10 from mild and understandable to insane (lighthearted).

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8/10 that sounds hilarious and painful. Next time get it on video (joke)

Anyways you guys have shifts that make you do weird/hilarious shit.

Once during a goat shift and I got down on the ground and started chewing up my carpet, it’s actually left a tiny bare spot cause I was going at it so hard

Please send me the funniest shit you’ve done while in a shift (or just anything related to your alterhumanity) and I will rate it on a scale of 1-10 from mild and understandable to insane (lighthearted).

[cool-goat-guy]

Anyways you guys have shifts that make you do weird/hilarious shit.

Once during a goat shift and I got down on the ground and started chewing up my carpet, it’s actually left a tiny bare spot cause I was going at it so hard

Please send me the funniest shit you’ve done while in a shift (or just anything related to your alterhumanity) and I will rate it on a scale of 1-10 from mild and understandable to insane (lighthearted).

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This is what I mean when I say that just because I’m a prey animal doesn’t mean I’m weak and easily frightened