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✨🌹SENSHI🌹✨

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Laios the dwarf, Senshi the elf, Marcille the half-foot, Chilchuck the tall-man and Izutsumi the kobold... with cat ears.

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Maybe the true dungeon was the meshi we made along the way!

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a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

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Where's that post that's like "I can't buy expensive things like plane tickets on my phone, I have to use my laptop, big purchases are for the big screen"

Because apparently this is a literal actual thing that retailers hate cuz you think more before spending a lot of money, they want you to spend a lot without thinking about it so much

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Keep buying Big Things on the Big Screen, it's healthy for you financially to think before spending a lot of money!

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🐏Start your cult with🏳️‍🌈Pride🏳️‍⚧️

Timelapse and art-only version of the first panel (cuz I went too hard with it) below

The og meme btw

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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

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My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

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why did he say this

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This guy always takes his chocolate art to the next level!!... Omg!!

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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

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I’m laughing so hard so Aldi ended a contract with this onion seller because they jacked their prices and then they printed the middle finger on all their onions to Aldi after their contract ended can you IMAGINE being this petty

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My idea of peace is laying in bed with you with my leg thrown over yours. You kiss the top of my head every now and again. We are safe.

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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?