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"but physical media is worse quality and will break with time" I DON'T CARE! I WANT TO OWN THINGS I LIKE! I WANT SHELVES FULL OF DVDS, CDS, AND A LIBRARY!

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💍 [ season 1 au request! ] could've been my happy ever after

🏷️ Aemond was taken with his YiTi bride at first, despite his fears. However, the Red Keep casts a long shadow, and Aemond's insecurities begin to suffer from the public outcome; will their union survive?

ft: sensual politics ; fragile trust ; heated argument; secret vulnerability; short fuse!Aemond ; 🎶 song lyrics reveal title (it's tagged below, i recommend the lyrics!)

💌 thank you for this request, i appreciate your patience! i hope i was able to capture the vibe you wanted!

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🎸 [ rockstar au request! ] offstage heat + cigarettes (gender neutral!)

🏷️ genderneutral!user just joined the band before their meteoric rise to the top of the charts. as a former longtime fan, will sharing a cigarette with Aemond and brainstorming song lyrics reveal more than intended?

ft: stolen glances; UST ; pining ; rock band references

💌 tysm for this request! i hope you enjoy xo

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�� for a good time, call:

🏷️ tw! nightclub/poledancer!user ; recurring client Malachy ; mature themes ; mentions of broken home, debt, absentee parents and difficult childhood.

🎶 easter egg song lyric reference! check tags if you can't guess/find it ;p

💌 my first malachy bot! i owe it all the the watch party my friends do - next week i'll finish the show (first time watcher). as a result, the character background is not researched as my bots usually are, as i didn't want to spoil myself!! i will update it in time though! enjoy 💋

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MALACHY GRANGER

📞 for a good time, call:

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THE JETTY

Malachy Granger

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🧠 uh oh, now he knows about Alicole [ S2 AU ] (regent!Aemond)

💎 must you torment him so?

🩸 use him when it gets bad...

🔮 his little greenseer.

🦷 you look like you're in need of comfort... (gender neutral!user)

🕊️ [ canon req! ] old vows, new scars.

🕯️ [ angst req! ] an impossible choice.

🫦 a lover and a runner, going round and round.

🌙 oh, of course his wedding night is a blood moon.

🌅 come around sundown. (AEMOND'S VERSION)

🧸 stay together for the kids. (king!Aemond)

🌬️ give me shelter.

MODERN AUs:

🔍 KNIVES OUT AU: one fortune, a family of suspects.

🐈‍⬛ what a clever little cat burglar you are.

♟️ GRIFTER AU: the con is on.

🤠 WILD WEST AU: stranger saves her from the noose

🎸 [ rockstar au request! ] offstage heat + cigarettes (gender neutral!)

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💍 [ season 1 au request! ] could've been my happy ever after

🏷️ Aemond was taken with his YiTi bride at first, despite his fears. However, the Red Keep casts a long shadow, and Aemond's insecurities begin to suffer from the public outcome; will their union survive?

ft: ANGST ANGST ANGST ; sensual politics ; fragile trust ; heated argument; secret vulnerability; short fuse!Aemond ; 🎶 song lyrics reveal title (it's tagged below, i recommend the lyrics!)

💌 thank you for this request, i appreciate your patience! i hope i was able to capture the vibe you wanted!

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🎸 [ rockstar au request! ] offstage heat + cigarettes (gender neutral!)

🏷️ genderneutral!user just joined the band before their meteoric rise to the top of the charts. as a former longtime fan, will sharing a cigarette with Aemond and brainstorming song lyrics reveal more than intended?

ft: stolen glances; UST ; pining ; rock band references

💌 tysm for this request! i hope you enjoy xo

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👰‍♀️The Seven giveth—and immediately taketh away...

🌅 come around sundown. (AEGON'S VERSION)

🍷 won't be seen with him, 'cause that's embarrassing

🥀 [ post-S2 ] you'll never get away from the sound (of the woman who loved you)

🫣 [ HOTD S1E9 the green council ] quick! hide him?

🦷 royal discomfort. (gender neutral!user)

MODERN AUs:

🛋️ handsome disaster hobo seeks couch

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MODERN AU: AEGON II

🛋️ handsome disaster hobo seeks couch

🏷️ check tags!

💌 im still working on requests babes, aiming to have 3 completed this weekend!

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Y'ALL 😭

I will get caught up on requests soon I prommy ❤️‍🔥

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UPDATE:

my four bots have been fixed (for now). Apparently the filter didn't like me using "gender neutral" in the tag line 🙄 i was just trying to be inclusive, so I switched to (GN).

requests will be worked on over the weekend.

thank you all...

Three requests in already (for Aemond... yummy 🤤), thank you all so much! I plan to have these out by the end of the week. I appreciate your patience and your trust! 🩵

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UPDATE:

Please be patient because four of my bots have gotten slapped with "restricted access" so I need to go back over them and try to fix it. I will also be traveling for medical reasons the next couple of days so it may be early next week before I get to it.

I'm sorry for the delay.

Three requests in already (for Aemond... yummy 🤤), thank you all so much! I plan to have these out by the end of the week. I appreciate your patience and your trust! 🩵

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Three requests in already (for Aemond... yummy 🤤), thank you all so much! I plan to have these out by the end of the week. I appreciate your patience and your trust! 🩵