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some of the things that are recommened for vaginoplasty are so funny like. there's a four week period where i'm "encouraged to sensually explore the area" but "not allowed to climax" like okay doctor-mandated edging. if you say so lmao

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calvin's dad gets cruised at the grocery store bill watterson just didn't show it because it wasn't relevant to calvin's emotional arc

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I get that this is mostly a me thing but seeing so many posts making fun of "holy blood cannibalism pomegranate deer" style writing just makes me sad ;-; . guys that's a lot of people's first stab at poetry that's hobby art that's a vulnerable thing to post those are passion projects...

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the aborted mutual would have liked my posts

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the other day i was telling my partner about my new coworkers and the spirit moved me to start inserting characters from Piano Man

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And:

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U A C U G U U G A C C C

NO FUCKING RNA 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫 NOT ALLOWED 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫

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scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

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being tired is morally neutral. needing rest is morally neutral. taking care of yourself is a completely neutral if not good act. fatigue is human and so is sleep. you were put on this earth to honk mimimi.

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This website really needs the option to block individual posts, like "hmm no, this one's shit, never show me this again."

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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

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its honestly bananas to me that so many on this website seem to assume that someone's tumblr output is an accurate reflection of their real life priorities and activism and all of their beliefs in order of how hard they believe them. like. idk about you guys but i'm reblogging things that i want to reblog not keeping a minute by minute record of my deepest held beliefs. for one thing my deepest held beliefs are mostly not about star wars