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2018: OK SO I LOGGED INTO THIS BLOG AFTER NOT DOING IT FOR LIKE A YEAR SO ID THOUGHT ID LIKE GIVE AN UPDATE AND A GLOW UP FROM WHEN I POSTED THE FIRST PIC •my music taste changed, but I’m still highly into FOB cause like ,,,,,,, you know ,,,,,, they were my first band and concert •so far, ive been to 3 concerts (I haven’t been to any when I started this) they were 2 FOB ones and a Paramore one I went to with a friend •you can see that I’m growing my hair out and the top one next to my 7th grade self is when I just air dried my hair •personally, I don’t think Im that ignorant as i used to be. Of course i still need to grow but I’m better than the god damn “im moving to Mexico if trump wins” ignorant ass post •me and my friends let an abuser go (the one who took the flower picture) •i think im more confident than i used to be. Of course im still scared but like less now 🤙🤙🤙🤙🤙 •im more respectable and polite and more loving than i used to be •ive tried to be more involved with things •low key got more depressed?????????? 🤘🤘🤘🤘 •can kind of take myself more seriously •actually funny •has tried to be more unapologetic when needed to be •I USED TO BE THAT TUMBLR BITCH OH WOW Idk ill probably like update this later on thanks for listening to my Ted talk

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i am.. crying

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tumblr's draconian meme dictator: and this weeks overly passionate meme is *spins wheel* COLE SLAW!

the citizens of tumblr, thirsty for the meme and chanting in unison: COLE SLAW COLE SLAW COLE SLAW

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A once-“hidden figure” from NASA’s history is being celebrated by one of the most well-known toy lines in the world.

NASA mathematician Katherine Johnson, whose real-life experience as an African American “human computer” was depicted in the 2016 movie “Hidden Figures,“ is among the first three historical figures to be honored in Barbie’s “Inspiring Women” doll series.

http://www.collectspace.com/news/news-030618a-barbie-inspiring-women-doll-katherine-johnson.html

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the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

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i can’t stop thinking about the possibility of an extremely squeamish, somewhat panicky Transformer who was unfortunately born as an ambulance, so he’s forced to be a medic. and he’s really bad at it. he’s an absolutely terrible medic

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Shout out to anyone who’s struggling with their mental health and doesn’t think they can live like this for much longer; if you’re reading this, please stay alive, you’re still here and you’re so strong and i’m proud of you.

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depression: hey no one truly loves you and nothing you do will ever matter

me, doing a test on what jelly bean I’d be while drinking stale pepsi out of a mug: at least im not fucking licorice flavor god could you imagine

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im washing me and my clothes bitch

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my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes” 

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it’s 2 am and this image materialized in my brain and i couldn’t sleep until i made it

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mostquito on my monitor bastard im typing at you

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i’d rather use the mobile app than see some of your themes

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does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club?  we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels