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dear diary. today eefo told me i was obsessed with him. he is WRONG i would NEVER i am NOT OBSESSED with ANYONE except maybe my wife but if we're being HONEST clearly hes obsessed with ME

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OH THIS IS. UUUGH

Idk. Someone. I wanna see something fun

well. mate @pesky-pesky-bird , i've hidden 67 buttons in your house and if you dont find them before sunrise i get to. idk kill you

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THYE COPIED ME??!

Idk. Someone. I wanna see something fun

well. mate @pesky-pesky-bird , i've hidden 67 buttons in your house and if you dont find them before sunrise i get to. idk kill you

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there were never any buttons.

Idk. Someone. I wanna see something fun

well. mate @pesky-pesky-bird , i've hidden 67 buttons in your house and if you dont find them before sunrise i get to. idk kill you

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theyre hidden though. go find them

Idk. Someone. I wanna see something fun

well. mate @pesky-pesky-bird , i've hidden 67 buttons in your house and if you dont find them before sunrise i get to. idk kill you

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Truth spell!! Who's your favorite hermit?

etho I MEAN MYSELF. ITS ME

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Idk. Someone. I wanna see something fun

well. mate @pesky-pesky-bird , i've hidden 67 buttons in your house and if you dont find them before sunrise i get to. idk kill you

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Uh oh, someone's cast a truth spell that makes my muse be unable to tell a lie!

Send "Truth Spell" and a question, and my muse will be forced to answer it without telling a single lie.

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Joel can you prank someone please🙏

yes. who

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GOOD CHJOICE PARASAUROLOPHUS IS OBJECTIVELY THE BEST HADROSAUR!

DID YOU KNOW THAT THEIR NAME MEANS NEAR CRESTED LIZARD

THEIR CRESTS ARE ALSO HOLLOW! :D🦕🦖

yeah i know i always make the best choices. im just cool and awesome like that

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WHJATS YOUR FAVOURITE DINOSAUR?

I WILL BE JUDGING YOU BASED ON YUOR ANSWERR🦕🦖

oh i quite like a parasaurolophus

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thanks man. your quite helpful

Hi Joel! :)

[he's currently in his syren form, a fishlike tail swinging behind him]

- @pesky-pesky-bird

AAAGGHHH ITS A MERMAISD oh hi grian

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mermaid trauma

Hi Joel! :)

[he's currently in his syren form, a fishlike tail swinging behind him]

- @pesky-pesky-bird

AAAGGHHH ITS A MERMAISD oh hi grian

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oh your so mean

Hi Joel! :)

[he's currently in his syren form, a fishlike tail swinging behind him]

- @pesky-pesky-bird

AAAGGHHH ITS A MERMAISD oh hi grian

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SHUT UP NERD how are you grian

Hi Joel! :)

[he's currently in his syren form, a fishlike tail swinging behind him]

- @pesky-pesky-bird

AAAGGHHH ITS A MERMAISD oh hi grian

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Hi Joel! :)

[he's currently in his syren form, a fishlike tail swinging behind him]

- @pesky-pesky-bird

AAAGGHHH ITS A MERMAISD oh hi grian

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“im super COOL and TALL and NOT A NERD unlike YOU"

DISCLAIMER! This is not the real SmallishBeans nor is the mod pretending to be him. This is a RP blog of c!Joel.

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Player Info — Joel Smallish Beans (im so cool) Hermitcraft, Empires and Life Series member (EVEN COOLER I AM) i have a WIFE and i LOVE HER so DONT FLIRT WITH ME OKAY i am HETEROSEXUAL. me and etho are NOT DATING. i have a WIFE "are you neurodivergent" NO and your gonna neuroDIE A VIRGIN

* — — — — {🌸} — — — — * Rp Info — joel is. fuck idk hes a creachuer shadowbeans heart they are married and happy joel remembers the life series because FUCK IT!! LETS GET SILLY!!! hes really mean. warning. if youdont like bullying step away he bullies a lot. unless ur into that idk what kind of FREAKS are looking at this hermitcraft + empires + lifie series plus more all welcome :3 "did you copy and paste this from ask-law-jimmy" yeap * — — — — {🌸} — — — — *

Tag System — humblest of 'em all | ctyb <> general tag y ru asking me nerd | ctyb <> ask tag i love my wife. | ctyb <> hermit/traffic/empiresshipping the nerd... | ctyb <> mod posts

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Credits —

profile picture - @lhkingkat

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“i ate a green bug and i threw up green"