coolestgamer2005

[coolestgamer2005]

i'm bsack

not like any of you guys care LMAOOOOO

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OHHHH WERE A QUATER OF THE WAY THERE OHHH SHARTING IN MY UNDERWEARRRRRR SHAKE MY HAND AND WELL MAKE I SWEAR FUCKING SHITING IN MY UNDSERWEAR!!!11!!11

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MEW

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holy shit I'm litterally stimming rnnnnnnn

@syrisx HANG ON. I JUST GOT A VOICEMAIL. ETHAN HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU. HE'S READING OUR POSTS??? I GUESS TAKE THE COMPLIMENTS. IF ANYBODY ASKS FOR YOUR PHONE NUMBER DON'T GIVE IT TO THEM. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HE GOT MINE. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

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Syris! (Yeah!) It's your big day! (Woo!) Incredible job! I know we had our differences But today, I just wanna tell you

A congratulations, it's a celebration Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!) A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

A congratulations to your corporation Guess to beat one cool gamer boy, you need a 100 tumblr posts Yeah, you did it, very nice, and all it took Was a massive 100 epic tumblr posts Now you're at number one (One), hope you did nothing wrong Like starting your business by selling stealing tumblr content Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh) I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the tumblr ceo For legal reasons, that's a joke For legal reasons, that's a joke For serious, Tumblr mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke tumblr, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best I love my Tumblr Bros, from slowystickynut to syris I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter 'Bout to (also) get a tumblr award so you can call me THE coolest gamer2005

A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!) Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!) A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!) I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

Congratulations (Uh) Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!) Congratulations Congratulations (Such a big day)

I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm) Tumblr saying "Cease and desist" Had a problem with me telling them that you got an epic award But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo) Tumblr can eat a dick (Still not defamation) Suck my fucking ikea meatballs (Still not defamation, yum) Did you know that you're not epic That's a blatant lie Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo) you got tumblr figured out, that's sick, son How 'bout next you figure how to fix how epic and wholesome you are? (Oof) Maybe all those reblogs will solve your crippling poverty But looking at your past, I'm guessing not probably But never mind the not tumblr famous people, we just here to party Just here to pop some bottles with the Nine-Year-Old Army Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze

So this is it, thanks for sticking with my tumblr Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure It's the end of the reign of coolestgamer2005 Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side There's no army in the world I would rather give me reblogs It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard Here's one last reblog from the number one in the world

A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh) Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been waitin' (Yeet, party all day, yeah) A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh) I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

[Post-Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie] Congratulations (Oh, ooh hoo) Congratulations (Skrattar du, it's your big day!) Congratulations (I'm fucking lit!) Congratulations (Such a big day!) Oh yeah, yeah

[Outro: PewDiePie] Congratulations, syris You did it! Yatta desu ne Hope that tumblr award stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line

wow my own badge.. this is crazy.

I am alr at 100 posts maybe one day I'll reach the amount I have on Twitter. don't ask how many that is.

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STOP FUCKIMG STARING AT ME LIKE ZTHAT ITS 2 FUCKING AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING ALSO FUCKING FUCK YOUR STUPID ASSS FLOWER IT PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE ASMON GOLD"S ROOM THIS IS NOT EFFOC

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I love nascar1!!!1!11!!!!!!1!

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I'm lost for words and speechless, I just can't fucking describe how lost for FUCKING words and letters I am. I can't fucking take it any more. Its like I can't find any words to describe how I feel in this current moment, on this current day, at this current hour, on this current minute, and on this fucking milisecond or even on this nano sexond. Thats how lost for words I am. I've searched every dicktionary trying endlessly and hopelessly just to find the right fucking word. But after seacrhing for hours, days, weeks, months, decades, even centuries I still can't find any words. I even figured out how to be Imortal so taht I could keep searching. I now look like the decrepited worm from spangborb squarejorts. This is my final form, this is my face reveal.

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I just crossed the border into canada. this place looks the fucking same

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canada isn't real

I take it back canada is pretty scenic also I just passed a costco

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Did you fucking eat Larry the lobster!11!!>/??///

i ate a crab

who gave no crap

about the circumstance

that kept us apart

he

worked out a lot

but muscles can't help

his crustaceaus butt

they

won't give him hope

to escape my mouth hole

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you should grab your car keys and go to a nasa race course

Yeah I do like some influencers !

Like alcohol! #LOL #

[coolestgamer2005]

CAN YOU FART SO HARD YOUR BALLS EXPLODE

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Liar, I've seen your search history

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC

WHEN I SAID I WANT LESS HAIRY NAKED MEN I DIDN'T MEAN SEND ME PICTURES OF NAKED WOMEN INSTEAD. I DON'T WANT NAKED PEOPLE ON MY FEED MISTER TUMBLER. THIS GOES AGAINST THE LORD. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

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@slowlystickynut

I know what you did.....

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oooh lord mommy ambatacoom hey ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

THE MOUSE WON'T LEAVE UNTIL I POST A PIC OF MYSLEF... SO HERE IS MY SELF PORTRAIT. I WANTED TO STAY ANONYMOUS BUT THIS FREAK IS TAKING OVER MY PAGE AND HE IS GOING TO KILL ME IF I DON'T POST THIS. I HOPE I AM NOT UGLY. I AM SORRY.

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my experience with @slowlystickynut

I didn't want to post this on twitter becuase its a dumpster fire of an app. But I've had an experience with this guy he gave me putt putt time travel game and it was epic and cool.But I just wanna say

HAHA you got trolled, you though I was gonna expose this guy. No, the only thing that I'm gonna expose this guy for is being a good friend and awsome and epic.