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sorry i love sluts. i thought we all loved sluts. i thought this was the slut-loving website. my bad i guess

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Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.

20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”

80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”

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For you

Night yall

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Lazy attempt

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I feel like when I say ‘relatable’ what I really mean is ‘resonant.’ I don’t want characters who I feel are like me, I want characters who have emotions so strong I can feel them through the page.

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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

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the voice of the devil

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does any body want to ttalk about the character

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fic planning be like:

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There’s more. Read it btw

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The whole gang is here

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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Has this been done yet?

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You know that time a couple invited the Queen of England to their wedding and she actually showed up? Imagine someone kinda jokingly inviting a Primarch or even Big E Himself and to their shock (and likely horror) they rsvp

Fucking hilarious. Big E could technically shapeshift into a less recognizable form but where's the fun in that? He arrives as he is, with Malcador as his plus one.

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Emperror’s kiss

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may delete later

cropped preview of smth i MIGHT upload to my twt within the week